Photographic proof.
2002 © Peta Tzunami
AH for a minute there, I *almost * believed you!
That’s nothing, I have a grapefruit that looks like Jimmy Hoffa.
I knew that lying, cheating stinking, deviant monkey-fondler was still, ali… oh.
Never mind.
Reincarnated as an eggplant!!
Shows what the karma from his lifetime was like. 