Ricky Ponting, yes you. You'll be eating marmite from a spoon this time next year.

[Excalibre]

@roger thornhill

You don’t fool me, lambchops. No fair dinkum Aussie would admit to knowing a word like braggadocio. And those who fancy themselves as a bit of a Robert Hughes or Clive James would have to go abroad to learn how to spell it.

Can’t you wooses do any better?

And to think, all this time I thought they spoke English in Australia.