To find a color wheel on eBay, with a BIN price of $5 (and shipping about the same), that would arrive in my hot little hands in pristine working condition within the week.
Yah, I know I can dream. 
Tomorrow world domination for pink butterflies begins too.
You? If you could have anything you like, right this very moment, what would it be?
The same job I have, but in Barcelona. With the same salary. Ooooooooh my!
Something small, spicy and delicious. Possibly a taco.
… a copy of Fantasia. That isn’t stupidexpensive or a cheap chinese knockoff. Luckily I just found one on Ebays with a decent price, from a legitimate looking seller that doesn’t appear to be pirated. Hurrah.
Rassirfrassindisney and their friggin’ vault. I want fantasia!
Ok, right at this very moment I’m trying to slog through Hush, Hush Sweet Charlotte without convulsing in too much laughter, so I wish there was quite so much scenery for Bette to chomp. My. 
Right this very moment, I’d like to go back to bed so I don’t have to go out in the freezing rain and then to work.
I’d like my bathtub to be full of “perfect temperature” water so I could lollygag for a few minutes before gettin’ to the business of beeautifying.
Someone to come to my apartment with a nice plate full of good pancakes and a pitcher of syrup.
the ones I fixed this morning were sad, burnt, and the syrup was sweet and odd tasting(red raspberry syrup or something. Impulse buy at the supermarket. Mistake. Same with the pancake mix the sad burnt pancakes were made from)>
Right now, I wish my cold would clear up and disappear, the lining of my nose would rehydrate so I could breathe without it hurting, and the pressure in my ears would equalize.
Right now, I’d like to be able to justify skipping my last class before spring break. It starts in 40 minutes and I’m still looking for an excuse to skip it. Too bad I can’t find one.
Right now I’d like to not be sick. I came back Sunday from a weekend at home and my roommate had a cold. I made it the whole week without catching it, and now it’s Friday and I have a date tonight, and I woke up with my left nostril totally stuffed up. Thank og I still have that bottle of saline nose spray…but I’m still pissed and vitamin C loading out of spite. Maybe I’ll get a placebo effect.
A nice burger with a bit of green salad and coleslaw for dinner, perfectly well done with a toasted bap.
Failing that the coffee shop on campus to be open later on Fridays, so that staff can still buy a brownie. Better yet that they close when they say they’ll close and not minutes earlier.
This will get me banned for sure, but the TwoP boards have been down for hours and I just want them working. Sorry, but this isn’t really a TV site.
I agree with myskepticsight, I am sick and all my Dr. gave me was some Nasonex and told me to try an allergy pill. (forgot name of med) But OTOH I’d like to have some of my grandmother’s Lebanese cooking! She doesn’t cook anymore but I do miss her cooking. 
Blow job. The answer is always Blow Job. Any man who says other wise is lying.
You need an excuse?
Students here are claiming today as the “moved” St. Patrick’s day, because the real one is during break. Obviously they need to drink on a Friday and not go to class. Obviously.
I’d like to be sitting outdoors at some café - maybe on the Riviera or perhaps Kauai - celebrating a big lottery win. All I need for it to come to pass is the big lottery win 
Milk. Dry raisin bran just doesn’t cut it.
…for this damn cold to go away. Both mine and my daughter’s.
It’s bad enough trying to deal with a head full of snot. Add in a 15-month-old with the same problem, and you find yourself just a wee bit south of Heaven.
My cold to be gone so food tastes good again.