And there were only ever twelve episodes of the Young Ones!
You attention-grabbing whore. You couldn’t bear it when the advance press for the new series of AbFab stated that Ade Edmondson is Mr. Jennifer Saunders, and his name in the credits further discredited the rumor/urban legend that he committed suicide after Blackadder ended. He wasn’t even in Blackadder! Yeah, Mayall was in one of the specials, but that doesn’t mean fuck all!
So then you have to start in with your crap about how Rik Mayall is really American, and the one line he has out of character in Nasty (episode of the Young Ones) proves it. Now, I’ve known other people who believed that also, but it’s not so. Out of character, he talks Midlantic, and the contrast between that and the Rik character’s voice is so marked, it can be miscontrued as an American accent. But it’s not, and he’s not. He was born in Essex, grew up there, and went to university in Manchester! That’s where he bloody well met Edmondson!
No, you did not see him on TV, chuckling about what a kick he had on the Young Ones, but it’s so great to be back in America. He lives in England. He has property there, and a wife, and three kids. If you saw or heard him say such a thing, he must have been delirious because of his head injury. (Poor sod.)
And then you have to bring back your bogus claims that there were more series of the Young Ones besides the twelve episodes that were shown on MTV. Only this time you’re actually making shit up. An episode with Rik’s parents? Don’t laugh at me; I know you’re lying. Look at the IMDB: 12 bloody episodes!
You are so bloody lucky that Friend is back together with you, so I couldn’t tell you all this while keeping you in a choke hold. All I could do was calmly say, and keep saying, “No, that’s not true. If you listen carefully to that one line, you’ll hear that it’s still a British accent, just not the Rik voice. Look, I’ve got his page on the IMDB. Come on…Well, it says 12 episodes. Are you sure you’re not thinking of the Comic Strip?”
But of course, if Friend wasn’t back together with you, I wouldn’t have to hear your bullshit at all, much less host you for the premiere of AbFab because neither of you have cable.
Don’t ask me again.