Thanks!
Dio-douchebag
Ted Kennedy-douchebag
Good company
Insulting public figures in MPSIMS - allowed.
Insulting other Dopers in MPSIMS - definitely not allowed. Don’t do this again, danceswithcats; personal insults belong in the Pit.
Erruh, I can’t wait to hear what Howard Stern says about this.
I’m shocked, he’s always taken such good care of himself!
(sarcasm)
The headlines say it wasn’t a stroke, but a seizure. He watched the Red Sox play last night. Atta boy, Teddy!
Nice tribute from McCain, I might add.
I heard the news, and figured that Ted’s liver had finally given out…after the thousands of gallons of Chivas Regal…Anyway, if this guy doesn’t resign, I figure the man’s ego knows no limits. He really thinks he is god!
Yes, if you’re in the Death Pool thread, you will get timely reminders when anyone of public note dies.
And the opportunity to score points with each death. AND… the incentive to root for the deaths of certain celebrities; that is, if you feel the need of more incentive.
It’s win win win.
So, you know the diagnosis, and that the doctors have determined it to be a career-ending illness? Feel free to fill in the rest of us, and the media too.
I’ve been at work all day and I haven’t caught up with the news, is TK still not dead?
wikipedia still think so. And I figure someone will update that entry before his body’s cold, so he must still be not dead.
Reports say he’s been watching Red Sox and Celtics games from his hospital bed. For a sports fan, that wouldn’t be a bad way to go.
Mostly.
That will teach him to dis a Clinton. 
The air of disappointment here is palpable.
They aren’t going to wait for him to be dead to have the wake. They will just get him drunk enough to pass out, put him into a car, and slowly lower it into water on Martha’s Vineyard.
[Ted]: Errah, yoove got that backwahds. If anyone’s going to be driving someone into water, it’s me.
I don’t think Ted’s death is happening any time soon. Sure, he’s not a very good driver, but he probably has a chauffer. And we know he’s a good swimmer, so he must be in pretty good aerobic condition.
Oh but dear lord, if he does die there’ll be a new flury of that “The Clintons kill off their enemies” email. Oy!
For the record I wish the Senator a speedy recovery.
Not wishing to help create yet another Clintonesque Urban Legend, Me, too!