Rise of the Machines: Prostate Inspecting Robot!


Ow! Ow! Ow!

So, I read the link and it seems that this new “plastic robot” will move “alongside” the patient.

It’s not like they’re going to drive it up the patient’s ass.

That’s just what Skynet wants you to think!

It’s not like a prostate exam is fun no matter who or how it’s being done.

[TMI]Well, unless it’s not actually an exam, exactly…[/TMI]

I keep picturing an apple peeler.

I’m glad I’m not old yet.

In Soviet Russia, prostate examines you!

Yeah… I got nothin’

They’re supposed to give the robot the unpleasant, painful role! This is like a crash test dummy that witnesses you being in an accident!

If it doesn’t find anything, how does it know when to stop? =8-O

I just crossed my legs, and I’m a girl.

That reminds me of the funniest “quote” from the internet “Gallery of Misplaced Quotation Marks”: A sign offering

“So, you work for NASA, eh?”

“No… Why do you say that?”

“Because of your job.”


“Yeah, you said you were building a robot to probe Uranus.”

“I think you misunderstood…”