RO alert: British tabloids sink to an all-time shit-sucking low

Bored now. Bring out Rebekah.

If I were there I’d be busting for a piss by now. Wonder how many of them are in bladder agony?

Especially with the size of those bottles of water.

Is it just me that wishes the entire thing could have been done by that guy at the beginning?

Whoa! What happened?

FUCK!

ETA: Just saw Wendi smacking someone, then a thump, then suspension.

Crap, what happened there? I was looking away from the computer.

Yeah, his fembot is well trained!

From twitter: Murdoch was punched in the face by as of yet unidentified man at hearing

BBC showing man with white stuff all over his face and blood coming from his nose. Think Wendi got him!

Think it was a custard pie attack!

My Twitter feed says pie…classic.

Reuters confirms: foam pie attack, Wendi got him.

Think she broke his nose!

Very glad to have been watching this live. :smiley:

Who is Wendi?

BBC says:

I can’t believe I missed it. I was doing some database stuff in an other window whilst listening. I just got someone saying something like “No! We’ll have none of the here” and then “adjourned for ten minutes”.

Rupert’s wife.

Twitter consensus is that the flaneur is this chap:

http://twitter.com/#!/JonnieMarbles

Rupert’s wife, who appears to have a fair old punch on her!

Beeb saying that Wendi beat him senseless while the police looked on…

Pissed off that this is running so long. I’ve got a hot date in 50 mins. Why couldn’t this have started just after lunch?