RO alert: British tabloids sink to an all-time shit-sucking low

Nick Robinson: ‘Wendi hit the assailant in the face again and again with the plate, shouting “I got him, I got him”!’

This is absolute gold.

Sadly Mr Foam has been rather counterproductive. The adjournment may give Rebekah more time to prepare. :mad:

At least now the hottie is asking questions.

Result. She’s running late. I get a bit more time.

She’s probably watching this too. Great chat-up line: “Wanna come to my place to watch a Parliamentary Subcommittee hearing?” Mention foam obliquely.

http://askmurdoch.co.uk/

If that doesn’t work I am totally blaming you.

American congressional investigations totally need more hot women and foam pies to break up the monotony.

The attacker is a fucking idiot. It’s not totally out of the realm of possibility that it will change the way the story is viewed - from News Corp gets grilled to dolt attacks 80 year old. That will certainly be the lead in the News Int papers. He should have sat on his hands and let the hearing take place and allow the focus to be on what was said and not what he did. Fucking tool.

ETA: Brooks on now.

Video of the incident, with amusing slow down of Wendi’s actions.

Couldn’t agree more.

Her diary would have been on a paper format until “very recently”.

My. Arse.

Indeed. No different to the idiots that smash stuff up at protests, hence taking the headlines away from what is being protested.

I doubt this is the case, but could it have been a News International employee doing it? would be a clever ploy if it was…

He may be satan himself* and she may be a money grubbibg whore* but fair play to her. She was up like a shot to defend him. That’s a good woman right there.

  • worst possible view of some people.

Yeah, Rupert’s done well there I think.

Have to confess my brain has glazed over with the committee hearings. I am now reduced to thinking “Hmmm, Rebekah’s hair looks really high maintenance”.

Will unless there is a witness to say to the contrary.

I want a Chinese kung-fu bodyguard wife.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/media/2011/jul/20/news-international-deliberately-blocked-investigation

The Parliamentary committee that has been looking at this is going to push out its conclusions this morning so as their findings can be debated today in the last session of Parliament before the summer recess. It’s pretty damning. Main finding is that they have evidence that NI “deliberately thwarted” the original hacking investigation. Other stuff is concluded too - all in attached article.

I think I am right in saying that these findings have no direct legal force - but it does seemingly leave the way open for a full criminal prosecution.

This is most damning paragraph in the report :-

“If at any time News International had offered some meaningful co-operation instead of prevarication and what we now know to be lies, we would not be here today.”

In other news, because I know you guys care so much about my love life, it was without a doubt the worst date I have ever been on. Turns out she is a militant vegan and after comparing me to the Nazis and rapists because I eat meat she walked out on me.

Should have stayed at work watching Rebekah-kah-kah, shouldn’t I?

Cameron just 8/1 to leave now.