RO: This is totally going to kill Bring Your Clock to School Day

That would depend on whether you were being called a dummy, or your proper name is Dummy.

Have it your way, Dummy.

No, he’s made it clear it’s a lower-case d.

Tell me this, then: why did you spell the word “at” with a capital A? Once the answer dawns on you, if it ever does, I suggest you go back and look at my post for comparison.

Poor Muffin, wasn’t anyone paying attention to you?

That’s probably the same reason Ahmed “the clock inventor” Mohamed decided to violate school safety rules. Hey everyone! Look at me! If you’re too stupid to follow simple rules, Obama will invite you to the WH!

The kid was going to get suspended. He had blatantly violated school rules. He wanted to draw attention to himself and the LSM played along.

Is making stuff up your day job, or just a hobby you’re particularly good at?

The bolded portion is questionable. The Dope has had trolls, radicals and random freaks who’ve been awesomely good at constructing their own realities and presenting them in a highly entertaining way over long periods of time. doorhinge, not so much.

Standards. Please.

Wow…that was the most utterly pathetic thing I have seen in the Pit in a while. I’ve seen Truthers in full meltdown mode act less desperate than you just did.

I was thinking the same thing about your post. This thread is about some stupid kid bringing a hazardous timing device to school. Some people prefer the namecalling. It’s the Pit.

The kid was going to get suspended. He had blatantly violated school rules. He wanted to draw attention to himself and the LSM played along. The teacher and principle seem to have followed school safety protocol. They didn’t do anything wrong. The kid screwed up. Repeatedly. Hooray! Let’s invite him to the WH.

Safety Standards? In schools?

Or are you begging for better name calling standards in the Pit? :smack:

Speaking of standards, this illustrates the point I’ve been trying to get through to doorhinge. If s/he insists that their SN is not automatically capitalized, fine. I just left it lower case in the first sentence of this post, even though I think it looks dumb. But the last sentence of your first paragraph, that ends in “not so much”? That’s just wrong. The first word of a sentence needs to be capitalized, no matter what it is. (If you really want to avoid capitalizing a word like this one, then fall back on the classic style guide advice and “rework the sentence” so that you move the word away from pole position.)

As you say: Standards. Please.

xenophon41’s use was correct. You’re whining is getting so screechy that it’s almost impossible to listen to it.

That’s a sign that you really need to adjust your medication.

Says the troll.

The sentence “xenophon41 knows how to post on the SDMB” is indeed incorrect per generally accepted grammatical standards. Guess I’ll have to hope the contents of my posts are enough to overcome this horrible breach.

:smiley:

You’re addressing a guy who uses “LSM” non-ironically. So, you know.

Or you could just capitalize it when it appears at the beginning of the sentence, the same way you capitalized the words “The” and “Guess” in this post. Why are you so resistant to doing so?

I enjoyed a laugh at your obliviousness: lecturing me on “correct” usage in the same two-sentence post in which you displayed a lack of understanding of the difference between “your” and “you’re”. :rolleyes:

ETA: Elvis, I don’t know what “LSM” means, and Google is no help (assuming it’s not an initialism for Land Surface Model or Living Stream Ministries).

ETA2: Oh wait, is this a Palinism? I think I got it now. Hoo boy.

What the hell does LSM mean?

*What does LSM stand for?

LSM stands for Lame Stream Media*

OK, then what the hell is the Lame Stream Media?