Roadside Assistance

[ivylass]

I was driving my car when I turned a corner, heard a hissing noise, and my car was filled with this ozone stench.

I rolled down the windows and rushed home, convinced my car had turned into a poison bomb.

It turned out that in turning the corner, a can of Fix o’ Flat rolling around my trunk had struck something that knocked off the nozzle, hence the hissing noise and the smell.

Also…

I remembered to read a Scylla thread before it got to three pages! Yahooo to me!!! (I’m referring to the Blimp thread in the Pit, in which I thought Scylla was being mean to fat people)

C’mon, admit it, Scylla, you’re really Dave Barry, aren’t you?

[modro]

That’s ok, I once got all annoyed, becuase I couldn’t get the key out of my mom’s grand prix, and just left it there (it wouldn’t allow the key to be pulled out)

My dad later came home, sat in the car, shifted it into park, and the key promptly came right out of the ignition.