Robbers break into man's house, superglue him naked to exercise bike

Article here. You know, in case you were having a bad day or anything.

I assume they’ve got the superglue antidote to quickly dissolve it, but that’d still suck. And hurt.

Yeah, that’s a shitty day.

Well, at least he can get a workout in. If it’s a hot day, he isn’t wearing anything. If it’s cold, he can exercise to stay warm.

The “antidote” to regular superglue is acetone, nail-polish remover.

I don’t even want to think what his partner thought when they arrived home. :eek:

That’s what I thought it was too, but I didn’t know if there was anything more "official.

Nitromethane is used in commercial cyanoacrylate de-bonders, works a lot better than acetone an isn’t as noxious.

Suuuuure, a gang of marauding South Africans. Uh huh. Tell me, was any exercise bike porn in the room?