Robert the doll wants to kill you -

Wiki Yes he does

Youtube vid

Robert The Doll

Didn’t go to the links (not enough information), but this house is protected by Elf on a Shelf… Does Robert the Doll really want to go up against Santa?

Robert is waiting for you.

Ohhh… that’s just a rogue Elf on a Shelf… all they have to do is register him at the web site (as a special needs elf), upload cutsie pictures to FB and “Robert” will go back to sitting quietly during the day and running back to tattle to Santa at night.

That was creepy but…

Why in the hell did they keep the damn doll if it’s so evil?

I read the comments on the video and I’m getting the feeling that there’s a screamer at 2:35, so, you know, fair warning.

Every time we go to Key West, my kids want to go see Robert. Why on earth would I want to do that. Fake = boring, Real = cursed. It’s lose-lose!