Robertson Caruso

Name some other malfunctions like the title…

Jacqueline Hyde.

Rowena Martin

Phantom of the Oprah

the Loan Arranger

Warren Peace.

Bertha Venation

This is a real one: N.E.E.K.C. Foundation.

A Sale Of Two Titties.
What are the rules again?

No rules. Just Write.

Paul Blair was a Baul Plair, in the 60’s, with the Orioles.

Dy-No-Mite! Hard to top this one!

After I graduated from cycling school, I was a Good Bike Alumnus.

He should have won the pullet surprise.

Robertson Caruso on Veronica Mars

Two Kill A Mockingbird
One Hundred Years of Solitaire
Sun ‘n’ Sand Lovers
The Tinned Rum
The Crime of Miss Jean Brodie
Lord Of The Files
I.T.

No rules? Then how do you know when you’re winning?

Fargo North, Decoder

See Grantland Rice:

9½ Tweaks
We Need to Talk About Kelvin
Fifty Shades Of Greystoke : The Legend of Tarzan
Alum-nut Fussball

Still don’t get it. Is it a Canadian thing?

Reminds me of Enrico Crusoe, son of Robinson Crusoe, who lived on Nothing Atoll in an episode of Crusader Rabbit.