Nope, never saw 'em. But it reminds me of a joke:
A newlywed couple is at Niagra Falls on their honeymoon. They’re very excited because they decided to wait until marriage to have sex and the night has finally come.
The bride is ready, in her negligee and under the covers, waiting for her man. He sits down on the edge of the bed and says, “Honey, I’m embarassed to get undressed in front of you.”
“I understand, honey. I’m nervous too.”
She persuades him to take off his shoes, then his socks and is shocked by the sight of his toes: they’re black, gnarled and bumpy.
“I’m sorry I didn’t tell you before we got married but I had Toelio as a child.”
“That’s okay, sweetie. I still love you! Now come on, take off your pants.”
He takes off his pants and his knees are in the same condition.
“I also had Kneesles. Do you still love me?”
“Of course I do, babe. Now keep going… Just a few more pieces of clothing to go and you can have what you’ve been waiting for.”
He takes each piece of clothing off and is finally standing naked before his bride.
“Oh my God!” she screams, “Why didn’t you tell me you had Small Cocks!”
It is much easier to see ourselves as better than or even worse than, rather than accepting that we simply are. - John “The Penguin” Bingham