But does it smell like one? The truth will out.
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I just don’t get it.
Perhaps this new hairstyle was designed to inspire fear into your opponents? Perhaps it was designed to sell new Ronaldo action figures? Perhaps it was a barber’s mistake?
All it accomplished here was for my sweetheart to snicker and laugh every time she saw it on screen, and make off-color jokes early in the morning.
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He’s not just a great player. His hair is odd enough to also earn him a spot on the all-time World Cup Hair team, along with:
Valderama
Alexi Lalas
Mohawk Mathis
The guy on this year’s South Korean team with the rooster hair
Philosophocles,
and the complete WC of 1974, at least the dutch side should be in it.
Who the hell is Ronaldo? Could you provide a link to a picture of him sporting this supposed “woman’s crotch” hairstyle?
Ronaldo is a Brazilian football player and one of the most talented strikers in the world today. He played for Brazil today in the World Cup final against Germany, and has recently had a very silly haircut (see picture six in this BBC gallery).
Thanks for the explanation, and the link.
That is one disturbing hair cut.
Well you could have posted this yesterday. I thought everyone was getting one done …
BTW, I’ve seen a few botched trims in my time but I’ve never seen a snatch like that - sounds like the gentler sex over your way have more lawn than Wimbledon.
The third photo on this page shows the full effect.
Yours, London - arms akimbo - Calling
Wow. Talk about a haircut gone bad. Was he laying down when they put the bowl on his head?
:::snickers::::
That has got to be the most silly haircut ever. Looks like his beard slipped upwards…
A woman’s crotch, huh?
Would that make it a Brazilian?
running!
jayjay
What’s kind of scary is that he did it himself. I just hope he doesn’t decide that it’s lucky and keep the damn thing. Here is a link.
Is this the female equivalent of a ‘dickhead’?
Maybe that’s the idea. To get the young horny guys on the opposing team to think about sex just long enough for him to get the ball past them.
So after they wouldn’t let him paint fake breasts on his uniform…
Dude, its Ronaldo, not Gazza 
Y’all, it’s soccer.
He’s just tryin’ to keep a little cushion where the ball meets his skull.
It would be scarier if he’d had someone else do it. If it’s just him, then there’s only one lunatic with a razor. If there two, it would mean another human being heard his plan and said “That’s a good idea!”
Conversely…
“And [surgery nurses] don’t shave it all nice and neat, oh no no no. They just chunk off the top half, for a sort of Jane Fonda in Klute, Carol Brady shag thing. Loooook! It’s a Dorothy Hamill! No, I love it. I’ll never get it to look this good at home.”
-Suzanne Westenhoefer
I’m curious as to how people in Brazil feel about the haircut? Do you think that, with their victory, you’re going to see a lot more people walking around with that hairstyle?
It’d be an interesting psychological study. I mean, you have dozens of people walking around with this stupid hair cut, knowing it’s a stupid hair cut, yet announcing that they love it and it’s cool. and you’ve got everyone else thinking it’s a stupid hair cut, but saying “No, it looks GREAT!!” An entire society putting up with crappy hair cuts in the name of soccer. MAN professional sports are so cool.
Who cares about the haircut when he’s face down in the pillow? He’s a hottie!
Esprix