Roomba fall down go Boomba!

Continuing the saga begun here:

My Roomba fell down a flight of stairs! Ack! :eek:

It wasn’t supposed to happen. Its cliff sensors were supposed to yank it back from the edge of the abyss. And yet… Herewith a cautionary tale.

Little Red Roombahood was stuttering today; starting with a happy little tune and puttering along, then stopping after a few minutes with a disconsolate beep for help. After some failed revivals, I discovered the problem: A wad of fur was clogging the little whirling brush that directs edge dirt into its suction. I extracted the cat mat and wee Roomba bustled off to work while I took a shower.

I emerged from the bathroom in time to see my cleaning contraption Roombarrelling toward the top of the stairs. “Ah!” I thought. “It will clonk to a stop as its front cliff sensors detect the dropoff, bounce back, and scuttle away.”

But no! Roomba whirred forward… forward… forward till it hung, precariously balanced, as its side cliff sensors detected – too late! – the doom beneath its wheels. It teetered, it tottered, and it fell!

I leaped for my toppling toy – too late to save it, in time to watch it tip down, land on its bumpered head, do a backflip, and cartwheel down the stairs, scattering parts as it tumbled. It landed upside down, beeping piteously. Roomba was alive! But how badly hurt?

I dashed down to it, righted it, turned it off, and began putting it back together. Nothing had broken. Fearing the worst, I set it down on the floor and turned it on. The lights lit up in their familiar pattern, it beeped its happy little “I’m working here!” tune, and off it went, none the worse for wear.

So, what happened? I suspect some dirt has bollixed up the front cliff sensors. The instruction booklet suggests cleaning them with either cotton swabs or compressed air. I’ve had at them with the swabs but feel worried enough to set up a phsyical barrier (or Roomba’s Virtual Wall) henceforth at the top of the stairs. Why tempt fate, eh?

Meanwhile, on the feline front: The cats still regard Roomba as a Very Bad Idea, but their curiosity is niggling at them. They creep near, observe, then scramble for safety when Roomba turns to chase them. I give it another week or so before one of them tries to swat Roomba as it passes.

Are you sure the cats didn’t try to take it out?

Obviously the cats are much less afraid of Roomba than they let on - you don’t think that the cat-hated Roomba falling down the stairs is merely coincidence, do you? Somehow, some way, those villiage of the damned felines orcastrated Roomba’s great fall.

One of these days you’ll catch them hurting Roomba red-paw’ed.

The cats are the only sensible ones in the house. They watched the Terminator movies, did you?

Our roomba is about 200 for 3. (succumbing to gravity’s pull three times) I suspect as the battery charge runs low, it’s reflexes aren’t quite as ‘catlike’

Now I just put an invisible wall across the top of the stairs as an additional incentive.

So, let me get this straight: you’ve got your Roomba on ‘suicide watch’?

Not yet, but I’m powering up the Invisible Wall to beam across the edge of Niagara Stairs.

those villiage of the damned felines orcastrated Roomba’s great fall.

Are these very large black and white ocean going felines?

Could they being controlling it with infrared from their eyes?

I’m sure they’ve set their dander-emitters at maximum too. :smiley:

Pumpkin, set phasers to DANDER.
Squash, raise shields.
Ted, meet me in transporter room three.
Sally, you have the con.

While Sophie leads the Away Team. :smiley:

I find it interesting that so many of us know ETF’s cats names by heart… :smiley:

Dammit Jim, they’re right there on the ship’s roster.

A Wad of Fur - the perfect name for your next cat. :stuck_out_tongue:

So what you’re saying, if I’m understanding you correctly, is that you’ve ruled out the possibility that you’ve got a pusher robot on your hands. You should be relieved, I think.

Sigh. Little Red Roombahood will be going to meet its maker. :frowning:

I posted the story of my Roomba’s plunge on a Roomba message board. A poster named iRobotCSR replied:

I took the advice and called iRobot. A lovely CSR – well, no, I don’t know what Jessica looks like, but if her looks and disposition match her sweet voice and cheerful helpfulness, then WOW –

Ahem.

As I was saying, I called iRobot and customer service said yes, do return it, and they’ll be shipping a replacement right out. I’ll even be given some free replacement filters to make up for my shipping costs in returning Version 1.0 to them.

What a great company with a great product. It will, I’m discovering, be hard to be Roombereft, even for a week. :frowning:

The cats are of a different opinion. :wink:

Pumpkin “But we just can’t let them disassemble Lt. RedRoomba! He’s a sentient being…!”

Squash “I have no intention of letting him be shipped off to that horrible end. Take Sally with you and see if you can void the warranty of Lt. RedRoomba with bodily fluids. Ted. Sophie! I need you both to eat way too much food and throw up on the stairs. It’ll buy Pumpkin and Sally more time. I’ll lie here on the floor in this sun spot so as not to raise suspicion…”

Good gad, what have I done?
The Landing Party
Sally, Ted, you’re with me.
Lt. Redroomba, go around that big rock over there where you can’t be seen.

Alas, Roomba Red Rover has been beamed up to the Great Remanufacturing Facility in the sky. :frowning: