Roosh. (The Roosh Appreciation thread)

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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This topic title will attract and be “gotten” by only a handful of people, I’d say anywhere from 20 to 30 odd members. Call it an in joke, if you will.

Roosh is a person whom many here (those who are in the mafia gang) know, but who is not a member here (yet). This topic is made with the hopes of drawing him out and hopefully tempting him to make a guest account.

C’mon, Roosh! Register here and someone is bound to pay for your membership. The SDMB would be a better place with you and your insights. If you put forth even 1/3rd the amount of typing you put in the games you’d fit in perfectly well here and more people will know who it is I’m talking about then. Don’t let the price stop you, there are many people willing to help out with memberships and I have no doubt someone will for you. Heck, I would myself if I had the means.

Who all here thinks Roosh should register?

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:::raises hand:::

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Roosh SHOULD definitely stop being A wall FLOWER and come join the PARTY.

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Tell ya what, Roosh: If you join here, I promise to never complain about your post lengths on the SDMB!

ETA: I’ll be the first to volunteer to pay your membership if that’s at all an issue.

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Well I think Roosh is an asshole and should never, ever post here! So there!

Haha just kidding. I dont know the guy, but he sounds awesome. Join us!

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Roosh has an open invitation from me for his member fees. He’s just a lame-a-zoid who doesn’t want to party with us. Maybe we’re just not cool enough. :frowning:

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I’d pay his fees in a heartbeat as well. WE LOVE YOU, ROOSH!

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I was going to suggest roosh not be a cheap bastard, and actually pay up, but in the middle of typing this, Idle Thoughts attacked me.

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heh…

http://psychopathgame.proboards106.com/index.cgi?board=general&action=display&thread=1181335525&page=7#1181439759

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I totally need to read the Pirate game one of these days. Unfortunately, every time I try, I start thinking of the sweet sweet beaches I was on in Brazil while the game was being played. One of these days… maybe when the itching I got from said beaches goes away…
**
Rooosh,** where ya at?!

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Ah, yes, Roosh, so prolific he got a number of posting titles named after him, and totally the MVP of the Bladerunner Mafia game. He also gets a nomination for “best roleclaim” in the current Three Kingdoms game - although he did end up losing his powers for breaking the rules (powerroles lose all effectiveness upon claiming in this particular setup), it still made me giggle like a schoolgirl.

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THAT IS NOT TRUE

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Are you sure that itching was from the beaches?

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Does Straight Dope have enough bandwidth for RoOsh?

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They’ll have to buy an extra server. roosh.boards.straightdope.com? :smiley:

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That’s where he’s going to *tell * you he got the crabs from. :smiley:
::runs and hides::

Oh and if Roosh joins, he’ll hit 30,000 posts in under a year.

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Hey, did you know the latest Oxford English Dictionary doesn’t have an entry for the word “gullible”?

Heh. That’s a good one.

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Hang on… oh, I’m sorry! I thought this was the whoosh appreciation thread.

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You do know, by posting in this thread, that you’ve committed yourself to signing up for the newbie Mafia game that opens up next, right?

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With his own boards will come his own herd of hamsters…and all of the sideways glances from people that come with a herd of personalized rodents.

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I can’t believe I missed this thread. Yes, come join, Roosh!

For any non-Mafia-playing doper who thinks this thread makes no sense, Roosh is a poster on the external Mafia boards. He is extremely intelligent, and I think he must be a very, very fast typist.