Rosalie Maggio Can Bite My Ass

From CurtC’s post in the GQ thread about calling a spade a spade:

Sorry. I don’t see it that way at all. There’s nothing wrong with calling a spade a spade or with saying that you call a spade a spade.

The concept that language must be vitiated to conform to some inane and inaccurate idea that just because one word sounds vaguely like it might be related to another word that might be offensive is idiotic. And the proponents thereof are hereby heartily invited to kiss my ass.

  • Rick

Amen, brother.

Here’s my interpretation of

“Some people have a poor vocabulary. They don’t want to take the time to learn something new, so you should cater to their idiocy.”

Fuck that.

“My Accountz Reeceevable Posse don’t call me Tha Troubleshoota for nothin’. Suckas think I be chillin’, but I gots to represent at all times, 'cuz ain’t nobody else reeceeve accountz right but ME.” --Herbert Kornfeld

Whatever you do, though, don’t use a spade niggardly. You’ll never get the damn well dug.


The best lack all conviction
The worst are full of passionate intensity.
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Just wondering if you were a waiter and Mike Tyson stiffed you, would you say, “That was rather niggardly of you Mike”?

No offense to ‘stiffs’ intended.

I think it is safe to assume that Mike Tyson does not have an expansive vocabulary which would include such words. Being fond of my ears, and my facial area in general, I would refrain from trying to educate him.

Then again, after the lawsuit, I would never have to wait tables again.