Roses are red,
Tree leaves are green.
You think this poem stinks
But I think it’s keen.
Roses are orange
violets are pink
my color TV
is on the blink
Roses are red
Violets are blue
My heart does somersaults
Like a freakin’ kangaroo
From GAMES Magazine several years ago:
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Marigolds are yellow
So what else is new?
… and I forget the second stanza.
The Roses were red,
The Violets were blue.
If I’d kept a level head,
I might have been blown too.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
And so are the bruises
All over you.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Copy this poem
And I’m gonna sue !
Roses are red
Violets are blue
We are the Borg
And now so are you !
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Sugar is sweet
And so aren’t you.
The roses are wilted
The violets are dead
The sugar is lumpy
And so is your head
Ah, a poem from my youth!
Roses are red,
Violets are blue-ish.
If it weren’t for Jesus,
We’d all be Jewish.
Can’t believe this hasn’t been posted yet:
Roses are Red,
Violets are Blue,
I’d like to smear honey
All over you.
Roses are Blue
Violets are Red
She gives great finger
And I like to head.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I think your chihuahua
Is under my shoe.
Roses are red,
Violets are purple,
My love for you is
…oh fuck.
Roses have thorns,
Violets are boring,
Why do I get the wet spot
While you lie there snoring?
Que poetic, no?
Roses are red
Violets are blue
You are a bread
I am love you
You’re fat.
And one from That 70’s Show:
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Fudge is sweet,
Here’s some fudge.
OR…
Roses are red,
Violets are bluish,
A leprechaun told me
St. Patrick was Jewish!
Roses are red
Violets are flowers
I got nuthin’
tho I thought for hours
sort of related:
From Paint Your Wagon (sort of)
A way out west
They have a name
For rain and wind and fire
The rain is Rain
The wind is Wind
And they call the fire Fire!
channeling lobstermobster
Roses are red
Violets are blue
This thread sucks
and you do too :mad:
Violets are Blue
Roses are Pink
These boards have everything
But the Kitchen Sink
(like I said earlier - I got nuthin’)
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
But you get a thistle,
You fucking shrew.
Roses are permanent rose
Violets are dioxazine violet
Sunflowers are cadmium yellow medium
With a bit of burnt sienna, right about there, in the middle