Roses are red
Violets are blue
Milk
Eggs
Drugs
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Cheat on me again
and I’ll fucking kill you!
roses are sometimes the sort of red you see on a red sports car
and violets have a bluish tint mixed with the color of the flower of the same name
but when i see your face it does not reflect earthly things however beautiful they are
your radiance to me comes from comets and galaxies or the pure white light of a magnesium ribbon flame
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Big deal
What else is new
Roses
Violets
Rainbow
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
but what color are they
when cooked in a stew?
Rose is red hot,
Violet’s too blue.
So it’s the chick with the moustache
who’ll go home with you.
so much depends
upon
a red rose
glazed with rain
water
beside the violet
chickens.
Roses red, vi-
olets blue. Sugar is sweet
and so are you, bitch.
Roses are red
Cabbage is green
You have a figure
Like a washing machine
Your mother is old
Your father is older
The bra you use
Is like a boulder holder
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh the good old days…
Roses are infrared
Ultraviolet is blue
if you know the visible spectrum
you know that’s not true
I got nothin’
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Sugar is sweet
I’ll break your face
– The Champ in Police Squad!'s “Ring of Fear” episode.
Roses are red,
some are pink,
Your ma dresses you funny,
and boy do you stink.
Roses are red,
poop is brown,
the fart you just let
just hit the ground.
Nice!
Puce.
I’m not sure I spelled that right.
Roses are red,
which means love and devotion,
or white for love eternal.
yellow for jealousy and friendly emotion,
black is for all things infernal.
Faithfulness is violets blue,
and white for chancing joy,
whatever flowers are chosen by you,
You’ll still be my favourite boy!
The Nymph’s Reply to the Passionate Shepherd
Take thy kirtle and thy posie
Shove them up thy dirtle nosie.
Thank you, thank you very much.
The Paranoia version:
Roses are RED
Violets are BLUE
Sugar IS NOT AVAILABLE AT YOUR SECURITY CLEARANCE
And DELETED FOR SECURITY REASONS
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Enjoy that description,
'Cos I’ll buy none for you
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Horses that lose
Are made into glue
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Sugar is sweet
But Damn! It’s expensive.
(written as a smart ass 13 year old)
Roses are red
Violets are purple
I’ll turn loose your orchids
If you’ll let go my nurple.
I SO got nothin’! 
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
You sent your other girlfriend both
And now I’m through with you.