Bond James Bond
Arthur Michael Harrison Spencer.
(borrowing a name from each of his grandparents)
Canute.
Jerry Lawler
John Paul George Ringo
Sterling.
But Kong would be awesome!
Albert Innakahn.
Damn! You stole my idea. But seeing as how the baby is a royal and all, lets keep it formal:
John Paul George Richard.
Yes! But it must be spelled “Cnut”. Because it would be fun waiting for the newspapers to get it wrong. 
John James Clive Alexander. (John Ronald Reuel Tolkien, James Barrie, Clive Staples Lewis, Alan Alexander Milne.)
Or add two more. Sean George Roger Timothy Pierce Daniel.
Now can someone explain Joffrey to me?
Axolotl Breeze Yellow Mountbatten-Whales.
Name a future King of the United Kingdom after a party supplies peddler?
It’s gotta be Trayvon Martin Smedley Zimmerman. This is a guaranteed sure bet folks.
Percy Raymond Luxury-Yacht (pronounced Throatwobbler Mangrove) Jackson
Dedede.
He’s a sadistic little bastard of a boy king in Game of Thrones.
He turned me into a Cnut! (Got better.)
I vote for something from the Scottish side of the family tree: Kenneth, Alexander, David, or Malcolm. Let the reporters go berserk trying to figure out the Roman numeral.
With Philip, they could spend decades arguing over whether Mary’s husband should count.
Am I missing something? What would be so funny?
George Phillip Charles Michael
Oh yawn, I hope it isn’t George. I’m already gutted it wasn’t a girl.
I would like David. A King David would be a marvellous thing, and please Wales no end. It’s about time Wales got tossed a bone, being branded a ‘mere’ principality rather than Kingdom like England and Scotland.