A big stick.
I should have anticipated that one…
I was going to say a log.
That would be Lincoln.
Cub’s pelts. Duh.
Please! The Queen of England does not defecate, urinate, or flatulate! (As with all women)
Pres. Obama (and most all other politicians) use a lot! (Corncobs?) Because they’re all full of %*.
Thank you for coming.
I’ll be here all week…
He’s TR. He uses LIVE cubs. While staring at their mother and DARING her to start something.
Just because they supply toilet paper to the royal households (and have warrants) doesn’t necessarily mean that the Queen or other Royals use that brand. Products could be used solely by the staff in their quarters and in the public toilets.
And I would imagine that whatever the Prez states he wants brand-wise, that is what is supplied to any toilet he would possibly use. If he has a preference. [most people are relatively opinionated on their bog paper]
Of course. But unless you’re planning to sneak your way into her private rooms to determine for yourself, it’‘s the closest we’'re going to get.
Exactly what I first thought. njtt, what’s this about an ad suggesting retrievers?!?
For Queen Bess, beaver.
Now that’s what I call a “royal wee”.
For decades, Andrex toilet paper had been advertised in the UK by ads featuring yellow Labrador puppies. The puppies are also featured on the packaging. I first heard the idea that the intended implication was that using Andrex is like wiping your bottom with a puppy expressed by Adrian Edmonson’s character on The Young Ones. He had a point.
It is made very explicit here.
But, as I said, the Queen prefers corgis to Labradors.
After recent events I suspect there may be a few copies of The Sun torn into squares and hanging on a nail in the royal privy.
I sent an email to the White House yesterday asking about the First Family’s choice in toilet paper.
Wouldn’t this choice be left to the Groom of the Stool?.
(and he’d better choose well, or else he’ll be demoted to something presumably worse than Groom of the Stool.)