“So this is your wife?”
“Hey you crazy, thatsa my camel.”
“I’ve got to stay here, but there’s no reason you folks can’t go out into the lobby until this thing blows over.”
Oh, you mean Nancy!
“What about my pickle?”
“You’re lucky you still have your brown paper bag, small change!”
“Don’t say that he’s hypocritical
Just say that he’s apolitical -
‘once the rockets are up,
who cares where they come down,
that’s not my department,’
says Wernher von Braun.”
“You know you haven’t stopped talking since I got here? You must’ve been vaccinated with a phonograph needle.”
Happy Happy RT!
My favorite from Tom Lehrer (from the introduction to Who’s Next):
(If the quote is not exact, blame me. I didn’t feel like going through my CD collection that is still in the packing boxes!)