We need to determine the number of days before it becomes an official zombie and make that the deadline for the next post. Last I heard that was six months. What’s the latest?
Six months isn’t nearly long enough for that show. It takes six months just to take a dump. Wiping your ass takes another month.
Then there’s the whole contemplating-the-results-with-a-frowny-face thingy.
Sooo…it’s raining.