A couple went to a minister for pre-marital counseling. The minister told them that they would have to refrain from intercourse until they were married. Two weeks later the couple returned for a second session.
“Have you been pure?” the minister asked.
“Well, father,” said the prospective groom, “we were doing okay. Then one day she dropped a box of light bulbs, and when she bent over to pick it up, I lost control. I ran to her, and we made mad passionate love.”
“I’m sorry, but you won’t be allowed to be married in this church,” the minister said.
“I expected that,” the groom sighed, “and we’re no longer welcome at Home Depot either.”
Home Depot must be some sort of rude asshole magnet.