Er… perhaps it may be nice if there was… a thread post here?
Did you know The Home Depot anagrams to “Hot Pee Method?”
We’ll be right back to this episode of Hardware, Hard Fall after a few words from Cecil. Stay tuned!
Well, something collapsed. 
I dunno. I like Home Depot. Good times while I’m there.
Power tools… mmmm… Oh that reminds me… need more batteries…
I don’t think Home Depot sells those kinds of power tools, pencilpusher.
Did you know women are from Lowe’s, men are from Home Depot? That kind of bothers me. I prefer syrup.
One is opening up beside Canadian Tire here in TBay. I’ll stay with Canadian Tire, for I’d rather support a Canadian outfit.
Home Depot doesn’t sell tires, so I think you’re OK.
Hey, viva! Get your andorian blue buttocks in here and tell us of your Home Despot (yes, deliberate misspelling) woes.
I was all primed to hear a good fuck-you home depot rant. Damn hamsters.
I like Home Depot. Where else can you go to get a new toilet seat and a hot dog?
Wal-Mart, of course.
Yeah, but if you walk around Wal-Mart with a toilet seat around your neck, you’re boasting. In Home Depot, you’re just too lazy to get a shopping dolly.
They don’t have hot dogs in any Wal-Mart around here.
Wal-Mart is the main place to go for pretty much everything around here. There’s one not far from here (as things go in rural country) that has a grocery store inside it. You can, and I am not making this up, get a lawnmower, a hot dog, an evening gown and a squirt gun from the same store.
Thanks, punha. Now I’ve got this vision of you showing up at Dope-a-Ween wearing an evening gown, pushing a lawn mower, armed with a squirt gun, and eating a hot dog.
Somebody needs to make that a sig.
I only shop at Home Depot and refuse to patronize Lowe’s only because of the whole Jimmie Johnson / Tony Stewart deal. It just makes me feel dirty to be in Lowe’s.
Pfft - that’s pretty much how I envision him every time I see one of his posts.