When it boils down to it we were always called “more English then the English” Kiwis are traditionaly pessimistic/hopeful. Aussies are optimistic (we already have won it…how dare any buggers say we lost)
Aussies always rise to the ocassion. Thats why I will be cheering for the poms. I fear they crumble just like we do.
Who knows what freak drugs they put in Aussie water!
Sorry, but beating NZ is like stealing your little brother’s bike, it’s easy, it’s fun, it makes him cry…only prob is that you know that one day the little prick is gonna knock your front teeth out for it.
You should cheer for your brothers from the great southern land ** calm kiwi** not these smelly infidels that are scared of soap and water. We’re much more fun, plus beating the poms isn’t much of a bonus, it’s the kiwi’s we wanted to beat.
I hope it is bloody to, bloody fantastic if we beat the poms!!
If I were you Lurks I’d get a good supply of tinnies in next week 'cos your gonna need 'em to drown your sorrows.
And who are you calling smelly you ex con
Sounds, fine to me, i think I’ll be happy if i follow your interesting and excellent advice. I’ll have to challenge you to the same though. Anyway, if we loose it’s not cause the poms were better on the day, it’s because the refs were crap or bribed or kiwis. The chances of that happening though are pretty slim really.
To true calm kiwi, we appreciate your sporting attitude and we expect you to give us a bit of stick. Thats why aussies fling crap at kiwis…because they’re really just aussies with funny accents and because they are the only other country with a decent sense of homour! Not to good at some sports though.
No use flinging crap at a pom, they just end up rolling around in it!
Hey we can roll in any shit an Aussie can fling and then some …oops I mean…We are tough and good and all that
Frigging jammy bastards (yes we all know you own the cup now and will rub it in our faces forever) We still have the Bledisloe cup if that counts. Ok. Yes we know it doesn’t count…until you want it back bwahahahaha
Oh crap! Its shitty being 3rd or 4th. Can I hear a YAY Kiwis for 3rd…anyone…anyone?
Listen you Antipodean drunken lout, No not you Kiwi, the other one, this time next week not only will you be throwing another prawn on the barbie, you’ll be throwing yerself.
get off…I’ll call my granny a nonce anyday, especially if she hasn’t knicked any bread for dinner!
And if aussies ruled the world, a war would consist of the leaders of the two opposing countries seeing who could piss further up the wall, the looser having to shout all other countries a beer. Sport would be religion and pies would be a vegetable.