Maybe he heard they were going to film aDostoevsky novel, and he was trying out for the lead.
Regards,
Shodan
What kind of drugs do you have to do before this sounds like a good idea? I’d like to know so I can avoid them.
Headlines like this are going to put the Onion out of business.
Just an aside, but “cobblers” is British slang for testicles. I doubt that it has any relevance to this ‘Work of Art’.
Yes, having lived in Great Britain, I do know about “cobblers’ awls,” thank you.
If you had ever been on Red Square, as I have many times, you’d know it is in fact paved with red cobblestones.
Other than imparting a certain sense of irony to the story, Cockney rhyming slang is of no relevance here.
Ha-ha!*
*To be read in the voice of Sheldon Cooper.
Makes me glad I’m a numbers guy instead of an artist. When I get all het up about something, I just count my junk.
This casts Northampton Town FC in a new light. 
Although, given that they’re presently dead last in League Two it’s perhaps not totally inappropriate.
It’s sand between new pavers. Over time it can shift to just random dirt, at least near the surface.