What do you get when you have blue balls in Red Square?
Yeah, doesn’t really work. Anyhooo . . .
That guy is nuts.
I think you nailed it.
Not any more.
I hope the authorities got the point.
Would have served him right if the police just grabbed his arms and dragged him away. :eek: Leaving the bloody nut sack behind.
Yea, nothing shows a protester his feelings about his country being a police state are wrong like having the police literally rip his scrotum off because he was protesting.
“The performance can be seen as a metaphor for the apathy, political indifference and fatalism of contemporary Russian society. As the government turns the country into one big prison, stealing from the people and using the money to grow and enrich the police apparatus and other repressive structures, society is allowing this, and forgetting its numerical advantage, is bringing the triumph of the police state closer by its inaction.”
He said all that after driving a nail through his nutsac? I ran it through an English - Russian translator and it came out as “Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagggggghhhhhh!!!”
i bet he will be in trouble for not having a building permit.
What a brave, brave, stupid, stupid man. :eek:
The NYT mentions that he has previously sewed his own mouth shut and wrapped himself in barbed wire. I suppose his balls have been living on borrowed time up until now.
The article mentions an ambulance being called to separate his scrotum from the Square. Maybe Russian ambulance drivers get some very specialized training, but I don’t remember Gage and DeSoto ever doing that on Emergency!
Weeeak. If I were going to nail my balls to a piece of masonry in Red Square it would have been Lenin’s tomb or the minin-pozharsky monument or something. It just looks like he took off his clothes and had a seat.
Why? I don’t think he was trying to erect anything.
Well, not anymore.
(I’m female and I’m still really cringing. Like GAH!!!)
How the hell can you hammer anything into cobblestones?!? :dubious:
There is space between the stones. Don’t know what the space is filled with, though.
Just imagine if he missed the nail.
I’d rather not, thanks! :eek:
Interesting question, though. I’ve been on Red Square many times and never even thought about it. I would guess compacted sand, which is also quite dense, and the spaces aren’t all that wide.
No matter how you look at it, a daunting task (OW!), especially in Moscow in November (BRRRRRRRRRRRRR!) 
Actually, nailing it through the nutsack probably wouldn’t hurt that much I imagine, just avoid the nuts themselves.
Grout?
Oh, you mean the other stones.
Wow, talk about a vas deferens.
I just figured he put his round egg in a Square hole.