Am I the only one who wanted to see her take a dip, only to re-emerge nice and wet?*
*Guilty admission: That was always my favorite part of visiting Sea World
I could be the walrus, but I’d still have to bum rides.
Grumpy look with a mustache, no flippers, a resemblance to a dyspeptic Teddy Roosevelt = Wilford Brimley.
So that would make you a bum riding walrus. Sounds painful.
Overwhelming evidence that looks don’t matter - women will always go for a guy that can dance.
But who leads?
Does the walrus break the ledge at the end or is that me?
Also, as we all know, the walrus was Paul.
Well, that wasn’t what I expected. 
[sub]Guess I should get my mind out of the gutter and back in the sewer where it belongs…[/sub]
That’s not so impressive. He’ll dance for anyone as long as you bring him a bucket.
You know, everywhere on the internet that they do lolcats, the creature in the link is described as a walrus, but I don’t think it is…I think that’s an elephant seal…
That explains why he got the girl, then. The flippers are a dead giveaway…size matters after all. 
That was so cute…
It’s not the size of the walrus that matters, but the motion in the ocean.
Sooooo cute!
I found better footage of that Russian woman.
Hey, watch the NSFW buddy!
That looks like something CGI’ed you’d find in one of those cruddy kid’s movies–Dr. Doolittle the Thirty-Billionth, starring some Disney pop tweenie.
Brilliant!
It finally occurred to me that the Walrus video almost belongs on Conan’s “Hot Manatee Sex” site.
Once was amusing (kinda), but the three hundredth misdirecting link gets to be tiring. Sorry guys, when it comes to Rickrolling, you’re gonna have to give it up, gonna have to say good-bye, gonna have to desert it.
Well, here I was thinking that I’d lived a fairy complete life. Then I realized I hadn’t yet seen a walrus dance to Michael Jackson nor dance an irish jig.
Thank you once again, Dopers.