Ryan's neighbors mostly didn't vote for him

From this LA Times article, data from the county clerk of his polling place says that:

Somehow this doesn’t surprise me, though I thought that candidates just automatically won their hometowns.

(Sorry–Could a moderator please fix the typo in the title?)

I seem to recall that this is the same neighborhood he grew up in. I suspect most of the neighbors know the story about what he did to the neighborhood pets.

Well, I don’t know the story – what is it?

That was a joke. I was suggesting that young Ryan was on track to be a serial killer.

Drat, and you got my hopes up for something as good as a dog-on-car-roof story.

Knowing Paul Ryan, I would have assumed that he trained them to pick stocks for two Scooby Snacks a day. They’d like it too, dangit.