Sale on Magic Wands! (AP story)

Spectra USA Apparel Company, cut and made in Chino, California out of 100% cotton…and I’m pretty sure that if this shirt was a figment of my imagination I would have been fired by now.
Got any more pathetic diversionary tactics to throw my way?

TBH this makes as much or more sense than the reality I currently seem to be inhabiting. I want a transfer.

^Fans the flames of trollism, hastening the end of truth^

No I mean the person. Companies don’t DO anything. They employ PEOPLE who do. So you DON’T know who made your shirt…?

I guess “Tibet” made my wand.

We know a Malaysian eBay huckster sold it to you…but that seems to be about as far as our actual knowledge goes…unless you have anything factual to add.

My point is that “I bought the wand because I liked it” is a completely reasonable and sufficient argument. “I bought the wand because I liked it, and I think it brings me luck” is also pretty unassailable – no one can testify to your mental perceptions better than you can.

Saying “I bought the wand because I liked it, and you should think it brings me luck”, which is what you are doing by claiming that it “redirects chakra energy” and all the other bullshit you’ve said in bumping this 16 year-old thread, is an objective claim that no one around here will accept without evidence. Which you have signally failed to provide.

And yes, my cat does sometimes think I’m an asshole. Usually when I give his underweight sister canned food, but only give his fat ass a spoonful. But I’m not bothered if a cat thinks I’m an asshole. Or if a moron thinks I’m one, either.

You’re just jealous that the revealed contents of his sigmoid colon are more appealing to the masses than the contents of yours.

I like a good fiction book now and then myself. And Marvel movies. And documentaries about Ghostbusters.

Metal sticks, on the other hand, do nothing for me.

I believe the point was that there’s no credible evidence that so-called Khatvanga Ritual Wand Scepters are an actual thing.

It would be like saying you own a genuine Nasa space rocket bicycle. (Made out of sugar cane grown in Antarctica!) Nasa space rockets are a real thing, with a certain amount of genuine influence in the field of transportation, but Nasa space rocket bicycles are nonsense. Which is not to say you couldn’t find somebody selling them at boosted prices to credulous people, but seriously. Not a thing.

The most prescient album ever.

I am practiced and learned in things you are not.

http://takingthelane.com/2013/01/18/call-for-submissions-bikes-in-space/

Then you’re magical!

I’ve been told that I’m magically delicious.

Do they now, me boyo?

Dammit! I started off with Enzo Ferrari bicycles, but no, apparently they exist. Then I tried Lamborghini, but no, they apparently do too! I thought Nasa spce rockets were a safe bet, but dammit dammit dammit!

Is there nobody who doesn’t make a bicycle??

Didn’t know what cheese is

There’s no need to get Huffy.

You and all your descendants shall be cursed unto perpetuity. I’m sorry, but it’s the unavoidable consequence for what you just did.

Schwinn-Schwinn?

And he’s gone. Time to allow this thread return to the slumber of death?

You didn’t realize that “one Giant leap for mankind” was product placement?