Babs, can you take a little, just un petite, off the top? And get the front out of my eyes? Collar length in back? Layer the whole thing out? Nothing too outré.
And can you do something about my nails? A manicure or something? Not too fancy, don’t want to ruin my tough-guy image.
-Rue.
**StephenG **um, I don’t think so. but please, if I am wrong someone correct me. they shall get a free manicure/pedicure by Helga, my Russian ‘hand lady’ (hey guys: ;))
Rue DeDay: mais no!!! no mullets!!! out of zee shop! shoo! we do not serve your type here!
ooo! ooo! I’ve always wanted a day of pampering and beautification! Can you make me the epitome of a FairyChatMom? Not too fussy, not too outrageous - just a nice, conservative, socially acceptable FairyChatMom?
I place myself in your capable hands… uh, they are hands, not paws, right??
Mullet Babs? Not even if you prononce it “myoo-lay”. Anyway, collar length is right above the collar of a real shirt, not my wife-beater you see me in everyday. If the 'do is no good how 'bout some nice tints?
Heck-fire, I trust ya. You got carte blanche on my whole head. And if you have a Personal Fashion Advisor, roll that babe out here.
-Rue.
“Babouin” is masculine, “nouvelles” is feminine, and “mauvais” is one of the adjectives that goes before the noun.
So do me, Eunoia, and StephenG all get free manicures/pedicures? I could use 'em; all the pinko nail-biting and protest-marching is havoc on the cuticles.
Oooh. Me too, me too! Other than my sis and bro, this is the first sign of someone from my hometown. Bad News Baboon, I tried to email you but couldn’t. Would you email me, please?