sprinkles salt on her Humanities professor
…Hmm. Not working…
checks grade on latest assignment
#$)()&#!
(bolding mine)
Sober? Methinks you need a bit more sacramental wine;)
BTW: anyone have any reliable info on whether the whole salt killing demons thing is related to the origin of tossing a pinch of salt over one’s left (I think it’s left) shoulder?
Try these links:
http://www.islandnet.com/~luree/silly.html
http://www.halloween-website.com/superstitions.htm
http://www.oldsuperstitions.com/bad_luck.html
blows a kiss to iampunha, runs off to class
That’s why Australia has no zombie problem – think about how one says “Braaaains” in Strine! 
Jism-chrism? Sanctum santorum? :eek:
Mon Dieu, I think I’ve just stumbled upon my new favourite website. Anything which makes me laugh THAT hard deserves applause. I think I even peed a little. :o
Thus endeth my first post. Yay me (but really yay YOU).
We may be looking at this from the wrong angle
I couldent find it on the internet but does anyone know if they threw it over their left sholder?
Well, if you need some myrrh and frankinsence just drop me a line. We have tons of it over here.
Testy
Why go all the way to Saudi Arabia, when you can just go to your friendly neighborhood witchcraft supply store? That’s where I get mine.
Oh, right. :smack:
Welcome to the greatest time sink on the internets. You’ve been warned.
Welcome, passiveaggressive. Yes, the level of wordplay in this place can be addictive. And I’ve learned things here that I never could have imagined. (The whole “chrism” thing seems almost unbelievable–what were they thinking to continue to use a term like that in this day and age? Seems they were just laying themselved open to Bad Jokes.)
I’m hoping they threw it into a stiff breeze. 
I went to buy a vanilla bean, but the loan approval form took too long to fill out.
Thanks Homebrew and Sunspace!
The way I figure it, message boards are a much healthier addiction than chat rooms. (Ahhh, denial, I loves ya.)
Today I tried to write a ‘religious’ haiku entitled “Requiem for the Limax” (latin for slug) using the words “genuflect” and “sodium chloride” (with “hypocrisy” thrown in for good measure), but dammit, my muse is on the fritz. :mad:
Well, if ever caught in a situation of civilizational collapse where we may be forced to eat dry, undressed salad, now y’all know you can rummage through some looted Church to see if the pillagers, in their rush to carry off the wine, left behind the oil and salt.
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Nah, Wolfwood’s gig would be to do the Ash Wednesday thing on their foreheads using the output of his his appalling consumption of cigarettes.
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It has potential. But irreverent parody haiku are sooo last month! 
And Fritz is enjoying not having to do all the work for a change! 
C’mon now, let’s get serious. Shrivel up like slugs, indeed.
The salt does nothing but improve our gustatory qualities. But why be so boring? I go great with a Cajun rub.
passiveaggressive writes:
> Today I tried to write a ‘religious’ haiku entitled “Requiem for the Limax” (latin
> for slug) using the words “genuflect” and “sodium chloride” (with “hypocrisy”
> thrown in for good measure), but dammit, my muse is on the fritz.
Requiem for the Limax
Sodium chloride,
Tossed on genuflecting slugs:
Such hypocrisy.
If you unscrew the bottom piece and clean off the little rubber ball…
Wait… gets his reading glasses
Ohhhh…never mind!
A weird way to link two SDMB threads…