Which would be blatant oppression by The Man, doncha know.
This is one of the funnier backfired Pitting lately.
And once again, you prove to me why I love you so much. A haiku, no less!
See how easy that was? If you would have posted that in GQ, this whole dust-up could have been avoided.
There was also “Since when does this make sense?”.
Some people could interpret this as the main question, and if it was, it’s a pretty meaty area of discussion, calling for a lot of information on how the human body has changed over the course of our evolution, and specifically how the various cultural and environmental factors have affected this since we moved from primarily hunter gatherer to primarily agricultural, at least in the industrialized world, along with a nice chunk of history and philosophy of science to discuss the ways that we measure ourselves, possibly with a side order of Bertillon and those guys, and a medical discussion of what “average” or “healthy” mean in this context.
Those people would probably be idiots.
Homie said bop da man.
Note: Homie was a fictional character. No men were bopped to create this post. I am not threatening to bop anyone.
Seems to me like the fat guy’s a little sensitive, hmm?
(Quoted in full because the preceding post is thing of beauty and a joy to behold.)
Bravo, sir! Bravo!
P.S. Yeah, yeah; popcorn as a fearsome means of stoning someone to death but I’m leery about even jokes about death threats. So smoke 'em if you got 'em, I guess.
I have a feeling that the nickname that will stick will be Lardbutt Bandit. I have a feeling that smiling bandit will grow very, very tired of that nickname in the course of time.
You’d think given his morbid obesity that he’d be more jolly.
Why come unglued because a GQ Mod decided your thread wasn’t spongeworthy?
It ain’t like he burning your dog or anything.
Oh my. Someone didn’t get his afternoon feeding.
Your thread was retarded. MPSIMS is where all threads that are retarded are supposed to go. Got it?
BMI is a pretty crappy way of determining if you’re overweight. I’m also 5’9"=5’10" and 160-165lbs. While my BMI is in the normal range it’s on the higher side of that range. Many many athletes are considered overweight on the BMI scale.
Also, this is a horrible pitting and I hope the OP is drunk.
Are we measuring the corn before or after it pops? Because I have a feeling that if you pack your pipe with popcorn, it’s GONNA pop if it wasn’t already.
That’s no excuse. I’m drunk and you don’t see me calling samclem a dumbass.
Gfactor, on the other hand… 
Warning: I think I can get away with this comment because we wrote a Staff Report together. Well, he wrote it, and I slapped in a paragraph or two. Anyway, lardass bandit better lay off the Twinkies as well as the booze.
I beg to differ. One could hardly put this thread in MPSIMS.
Given the OP’s post count, it’s no surprise he’s putting on weight. . . .
For shame. That is very insensitive of you.
I was thinking something more like, say, Tractor Seat.
Mmmmm…Twinkies and booze…I’m thinking a layer of Twinkies, then Bailey’s poured slowly in until it’s all been absorbed.
For special occasions, vanilla ice cream and shredded twinkies mixed with Canadian whiskey, blended until smooth.
Great, now I’m gonna be hung over AND five pounds heavier on Monday.
Point taken. I’m quite new to the exciting world of popcorn smoking. Wouldn’t wanna make any rookie mistakes like that.
I stand corrected.
Oops.