Sanctimonious crack-whores.

really suck man. I guess not all crack whores, cuz the purple kind are kinda cool, but man, I can’t stands it when some small-minded ass-clown comes into a thread and starts to spout dreck about how they are so smart, blah-blah-blah, you guy’s suck, blah-blah-blah. All this bullshit they come into a thread and say is ridiculous! It’s all crap, it sux!!! Everytime I read some asshole shoot his keyboard off about how fuckin’ smart he is I want to cut off my middle finger and mail to 'em! It just brings up the bile from the back of my throat. The worst is when some jagoff goes into a thread-any thread-in MPSIMS and starts to piss and moan about how mundane and pointless the thread is, and how immature everyone is, and how stupid everyone is, and how they would never bother with such trivial boorish nonsense and/or the posters there and those of that ilk.
Hey pal, didya miss the title of the Forum? Did you eat a brain tumor for breakfast? What exactly does your colon look like, jackass?
Give me a break will you? Why the hell do you think I hang out in MPSIMS in the first place?
CUZ life is too damn serious otherwise. Twas I who said this site is more addictive than caramel-covered crack. Why? Cuz I can unwind on it! I love it.
Don’t fuck it up for me, you holier than thou chumps! You want to debate and ramble on about how big your brain-bucket is, fine by me, but please, for the love all that’s sane, for the love of creatures great (yorik’s mom) and small (Opalcat’s cat.), do it where it belongs, in GD or even GC.
And that’s all I can say now. I am now nauseous (sp?) and can’t eat lunch, noonch.


Fat Guy in a Little Coat,
SDMB Self-Righteous Clique

ummmmmmmm

Yeah ! You get 'em Smick ! I hate 'em , I hate every last crack whorish one of 'em ! Kill 'em all !! we shall boil them in a large vat with vegetable oil and cattle excreatment. While they are simmering we will force them to watch repeated viewings of “Titanic” and we will point out every mistake Cameron made. Then we will fry em up, seasoning them lightly with MSG and cinnamon-sugar, and serve them with a sprig of parsley. Bon appetit you bastards !!

. . . .or like . . . some junk


All rights reserved, all wrongs revenged.

just wanted you to know, I love this phrase.

Since this is the Pit, I feel the need to add:
Asshole

Zette


Love is like popsicles…you get too much you get too high.

Not enough and you’re gonna die…
Click here for some GOOD news for a change Zettecity

Smick - I know exactly whereof you speak. And all I can say is fuck em if they can’t take a joke!

Come on over tomorrow and have a beer babe…we’ll talk. *gratuitous smiley face but don’t want to piss of nuclear sub boy so I won’t use the icon"

Smick, I’m with you. I’m also annoyed by the people over in GD who hop on a thread and start spewing about how the whole topic is stupid and is a waste of time to discuss. How about trying one of the other 60 topics, then?

Should that have been meaner? I’m not very good at this pit thing.
And here: :slight_smile: I kinda like 'em.

Smick, these people are bottom feeders.

If you ignore them, they’ll go away because they don’t have anything to say.

Fuck 'em.


I don’t have to do drugs to mess up my head. I went to Catholic school.

Hey Smick,

Is there some irony in this thread or is it just me ?

Just a small correction Missy…

ChiefScott is a suface puke. I mean I like him and all. He’s OK for a skimmer, but to elevate him to the ranks of Submariner? Well, that’s giving him just a little too much credit.


“We’ve all heard that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriters will eventually reproduce the entire works of Shakespeare. Now, thanks to the Internet, we know this is not true.”

Robert Wilensky

So in the Navy, the deeper you go, the more elevated you are?

Coldfire


"You know how complex women are"

  • Neil Peart, Rush (1993)

Oh God, Coldfire, I don’t know if I even wanna go there…

Squid, thank you very much for the correction! “gratuitous winking smiley face but I don’t want to piss off nuclear capable albeit surface boy so I won’t use the icon”

Well, you know what they say…150 men go on patrol and 75 couples come back. :wink:

I thought it was 74 couples and two prize fighters…


You say “cheesy” like that’s a BAD thing.

This is priceless,

Quote from the OP,
“Did you eat a brain tumor for breakfast?”

With your permission I would like to add this to my list of snappy comebacks.

Make sure to credit the quote correctly - it’s from the movie “Heathers” , 1989.


Some mornings, it’s just not worth chewing through the leather straps.
– Emo Phillips

Um, not that I think I’m smart or anything…


Some mornings, it’s just not worth chewing through the leather straps.
– Emo Phillips

This OP is an early frontrunner for “rant of the millenium.”


The IQ of a group is equal to the IQ of the dumbest member divided by the number of people in the group.