Here’s my feeble start. Bet you can add a lot better!
Mah disk is gettin’ floppy,
Doan know whut ah’m gonna do.
They ain’t no E-Viagra,
An’ mah Zip drive’s messed up, too.
Ah got those “Virus In Mah Boot Sector” blues!
Make it a song, a limerick, blank verse, whatever…just about computers and message boards (did I say “message boards?” there’s only one, right?).
Have fun!