Hey, hey, HEY! Let’s leave my butt plug out of this, shall we? The Butt Plug of Doom is good enough for any man, woman or beast, thenkyewveddymuch.
[sub]Geez, thinksnow, you’ll scare the chilluns.[/sub]
Man, ya throw one little ChiDope or two and people think they know ya…
And, since I’m in this thread:
Dear Jewwy Claus,
A billion dollars and a Danny Elfman soundtrack for my next movie, please. We’ll talk, babe. My people can pencil yours in for lunch. Also, let every, single 14 year old with a crush on Seann William Scott get into my R rated movie.
Love your work, and I mean that.
Morphy
Asshole,
Just a motherlovin’ BREAK, dude! PLEASE?!
Nen
Yo, big dude!
Nuttin’ here, man. I’m all cool. Just some peace and love and for people to chill the fuck out and shit.
Peace out, yo.
Demo
Santa,
I’ve tried everything. I’ve flirted, I’ve improved myself, I’ve made sacrifices and concessions. I’ve befrinded his friends, even.
Please let Maeglin finally notice me for the love-monkey I am.
lno
P.S. You’ve gotten a bad deal on your translation. I’ll take care of that if you hook me up.