Santorum

Has anybody heard the term santorum used for that frothy mixture of lube and fecal matter that is somethimes the byproduct of anal sex that doesn’t read Savage Love?

As a straight guy, I have to ask – Is a byproduct of anal sex literate?

Well, it would certainly explain that smell in the library’s reading room.

I like how you describe it as “frothy.” Like a bunghole Julius or something. :smiley:

Actually, that’s the exact wording that Savage used (and always uses, AFAIK) when defining the term.

And the OP contains one of the best misplaced modifiers I have ever seen. :smiley:

No chance of a TMI in the title then?:dubious:

Am I the only person who though this thread would be about the Senator?

Nope, Gov, you and me both. As a liberal, I’m wondering if there’s some etymological connection there, though.

It is about the Senator aka that frothy mixture of fecal matter and lube that is sometimes the byproduct of anal sex. They’re one in the same.

To enlighten:

Dan Savage, columnist on matters sexual, took issue with the Senator. He requested that readers come up with another use for the Senator’s name. The winning entry was:

santorum - that frothy mixture of fecal matter and lube that is sometimes the byproduct of anal sex.

Savage has been waging a campaign to get the term into general use.

If Dan Savage wanted to get the term into general usage, he really should have chosen a less obcure definition. The subject of frothy poop ‘n’ lube just doesn’t get into most people’s conversation very often.

Well, remember that Savage took issue with the senator because of his comments about homosexuality. The gay community probably has a little more experience with anal sex than the straight community.

LC

Visit the Onion this week and Savage’s column has some more to say on the subject.

maybe a synonym for asshole could be Savage.

“Asshole” already has a name. “Santorum” didn’t. If you don’t like the term, don’t use it. No need to be a pissy bitch about it.

new term for pissy bitch-Otto
(i’m kidding)

Moderator’s Notes:

And there’s no need for comments of this type in MPSIMS either. But that didn’t stop you, did it? But you’re gonna now.

Wrist-slap accepted.

Wrist-slap to the response expected.

Otto,
you were huffy!
thats not like you.
I said i was kidding.
And here I mentioned you in the dopers I want to meet thread.
Its up to UncleBeer.
I’d thought it was a humorous response.

Speak for yourself.