Just when Ms. Gosselin got bumped from the front page of my consciousness. Damn.
:wanders off to read a non-fiction book to keep her mind from turning to mush.:
I off-pit the (mostly) American public that demonstrated enough interest to convince TLC to give this commoner housewife a television show. My God, what has happened to our demand for artistic and intellectual sophistication in our mindless pursuit of trite and banal television programming?
For those of us lacking self-respect and who read the entire article, we were rewarded with this gem:
Kate, having your kids trash the Palin’s future Christmas memories is not a way to move on up in this world, honey.
Kate Gosselin will not be the next vice president of this fine country.
I’ll bet Obama is hoping she gets the chance to run! 
Actually, Palin is an amazing woman. If she runs, she’ll make me vote Democrat. First time ever. Hell, I told my wife I would *campaign *Democrat!
Told which of Palin’s children that Santa Claus doesn’t exist? Trig presumably isn’t old enough to understand, and the next youngest is almost ten, an age at which most kids know the score already.
… Er, not that earth logic applies to anything about this story. Nevermind.
It’ll be fine as long it’s in the shower
LOL That’s it! I couldn’t think of the name. But, they do sometimes look kind of real. Like when they chased a guy through a restaurant and he got his arm burned pretty bad after he pushed a platter full of vegetables a waitress was conveniently carrying by in the guy’s face, and was then tackled onto the grill. Not sure if that was real or not.
Well if you were to compare US and Brit TV from the 60s and 70s American TV has always been banal and trite. Since when has the US offered intellectual comedies (ala, The New Statesman, Are You Being Served et al)
To be fair, suspended isn’t the same as expelled. So if they were suspended, she’s technically right.
why didnt someone exchange their deoderant for bear bait?
Goselin is obsessed with being noticed.
Sarah Palin is obsessed with being noticed.
Instead of camping, I’m wondering why they didn’t just go shopping together. Sarah could’ve put all of Kate’s clothes on her new campaign fund. (Sarah probably thinks Kate’s a poor woman having to pay alimony to her ex.) 
Still, I’d fuck the crap out of Kate. If she shut up. Probably won’t happen. No Reality TV show for me. 
Make sure you do it in Kate’s bed or in the woods while camping.
On the other hand, if you do do it in your bed, you will have an item for Ebay’s upcoming scatathon auction.
“Are You Being Served” is considered intellectual?
Rule of thumb: if it’s shown during primetime on TruTV, it likely isn’t.
I’d go camping with Sarah and Kate. And I’d do 'em. Both. Diggity.
So Kate is a participant in Palins snuff film. Wonder if she will get to kill something?
Now, by “do 'em,” do you mean “do 'em” in a 1930s Bugsy Siegel kind of way; or do you mean “do em” in a 2010 horny construction worker kind of way? It is important you clarify, because either way is understandable.
Do ‘em. Like, “Get 'er done” doin’ em. Do do dooby dooby do 'em. 'Til I’m done.
Then Do 'Em Deux.