Sarah turns opaque.

Not only quaking in their boots, but Daring to Act Against the Wishes of God’s Anointed on Earth. Methinks Sarah is quite at home with the doctrine of the Divine Right of Kings (and Queens).

As long as she is one, of course.

Ayup. Bad enough being a petty, vindictive, corrupt bitch, but to think of a petty, vindictive, corrupt bitch who’s certain she’s been Appointed By God to do anything she wants. Scary shit.

Why am I thinking all of a sudden of that ghastly scene in FotR where Galadriel speculates on what would happen if she took the Ring?

Fuck her with a pogo stick. Come and get some, beeyatch.

Like the Simpsons, I’m beginning to think there’s a Joss Whedon quote for all occasions: “Nothing worse than a monster thinks he’s right with God.”

This is my first (and probably only) post in an American politics thread - but I can’t resist after reading this…

That’s not lipstick on that pitbull - it’s blood.

I hope you stick around.

Check the join date. :smiley:

Oh you can’t leave us with a gem like that and go away! I won’t hear of it!

Aren’t those the names of two of her kids?

Haha. One’s a Palin name, and one’s a Flintstone name. Go figure.

I’m not actually going anywhere, it’s just that I’m from (ahem) north of the border - that other country Palin has the foreign experience with - so I don’t really think I should say much.

And I’m shy. :smiley:

Anyone see this? The website www.voteforthemilf.com is owned by the McCain campaign. :smiley:

http://whois.domaintools.com/voteforthemilf.com

http://www.govgap.com/2008/09/28/john-mccain-own-voteforthemilfcom/

Not getting it. Is there such a website? Or just a name for one?

Ms Obama is smokin’ hot, in a church-goin sort of way. Any guy who’d do Sarah Palin is too lazy to jerk off.

She is not petty or vindictive. She is a mere tool in the hands of her deity’s will, and it would be evil and wrong to allow people to stand in the way of her deity’s will, or to remain in positions where they may do so in future.

Nor is she corrupt. It would be a failing in her role as a tool in the hands of her deity not to use every means at her disposal to acheive her deity’s goals. Further, it is insulting to make an issue of any benefits she may obtain: she obtains them in order to be a better tool in the hands of her deity.

That’s one fucked-up diety, right there. There are lots better people with a purer heart who can Do His Will. I mean, I always thought His Will was stuff like love and compassion and caring and charity and shit like that. I’m constantly amazed at the so-called “Christians” who think otherwise.

So, little Bricker in a dress, then?

-Joe

one of us needs to adjust our sarcasm detector.

Well, she’s certainly a tool, whatever else may apply…

Must be you.