I read something about that in FHM magazine today. Would it work? I mean I guess you would need a certain technique. They should have books out : “The art of wrapping your penis with saran wrap”. They could make millions. So would it actually work and if it does what are the downsides?
it will work, you have to get the non microwaveable kind though, because the microwaveable kind has holes in it
Iirc, saran wrap can cause severe irritation to a vagina. You’re looking for trouble if you trust it to do the same job as a condom.
I’m tempted to use stronger, more insulting language.
For the purpose of what?
I think there was a reference to this practice in the original “Greased Lightning” song from the stage production of Grease. The movie Grease left it out, except for a dance move Travolta does, sort of a pelvic thrust again some plastic wrap.
I get this info from a documentary about ‘Grease’, I never heard the stage song myself.
This brings up the question, did they have plastic wrap in the 50s? I could search, but I don’t feel like it.
…of course, I mention that Grease stuff simply as interesting related facts, not to say it proves anything.
Wow, I’m always surprised when someone else has one of my crazy, far-fetched ideas that I’d never speak aloud! It’s funnier when they’re published in magazines.
No one has mentioned the movie “Booty Call” yet? Jamie Foxx?
Of course, he starts out using plastic wrap as an oral shield for … ahem… female body parts and ends up with a full body condom.
It’s actually even funnier than it sounds.
For the love of Zod! Am I the oldest person on these boards? I’m only 43 for Christ sake!
Back in the 70’s (when the worst thing that you could do to a girl was make her pregnant. Everything else was taken care of with a shot in the butt!) plastic wrap was routinely used as a condom. Especially when you were getting some when you didn’t expected to. I don’t recommend it, but still, it worked. I never knocked anyone up until after I was married.
The fun part came when you got home and tried taking it off. Try unwrapping cling wrap off a cum soaked ding-a-ling.
sigh! The 70’s.
These days a shot in the butt will keep her from getting pregnant, but doesn’t provide protection against STDs.
I’m so mature.
Also it isn’t a good idea to put your penis in a microwave oven - exposure to microwaves can cause sterility.
putting your penis in the microwave might be good idea if you want something similer to a castration, but quicker and with burns.
oh much cheaper, and a slight but increadibly small chance of super powers. you might become pee pee man, able to raise the ocean level in a signal pit stop.
Hot-dog…
hee-hee
Actually, I think the burns and sterility will be the least of your concerns if you are able to get into the microwave and shut the door completely, in order to start it. :eek:
A quick web search seems to suggest that this isn’t a great idea. While saran wrap has been tested effective in stopping viruses (http://www.ninecircles.ca/Infoline/FAQ/2_How%20can%20I%20protect%20myself%20against%20HIV%20and%20STD.htm) it seems that there are other problems associated with using it as a condom. It’s rather hard to apply properly, can cause extreme irritation, and breaks easily. Something to consider; If you can’t afford to buy a proper condom, can you afford the increased possibility of becoming a parent?
http://www.wackyuses.com/wf_saran.html
http://www.canadiancondom.com/LearnAboutNF/BarrierMaleCondom.htm
http://www.scarleteen.com/boyfriend/adv_wrap.html
http://www.chebucto.ns.ca/Health/TeenHealth/HSex/bcmiscon.html
Makeshift condoms notwithstanding, this sounds more like lack of imagination on the part of the writer.
The Fugs sang (sort of) about it in a song entitled “Saran Wrap” from the album “Virgin Fugs” from 1966.
Well, if saran wrap won’t work, how about aluminum foil?
Does anyone remember the school-yard ditty “Mary, Mary”?