[Insert “it would be witty if it weren’t so tired” post portraying Divine Intervention and Free Will as opponents in a boxing match here.]
Um. Nobody said God would swoop in like Superman and personally fly every Lois Lane out of trouble. Don’t know why you ever thought anybody who is a theist - and not insane - thinks that.
He might very well be mentally ill. There are some mental illnesses that cause people to do irrational things. If that’s the case, I wouldn’t expect him to provide a rational answer as to why he did it.
All christians believe in miracles. This is just another example of a missed opportunity; a chance to show those darn atheists the light, don’t you think?
Microwaving a baby is Satanic, all right! ICK! Everybody knows you can’t cook meat properly in a microwave!
This just in: Mauldin claims Satan addressed him using Judy Garlands’ voice:
“Microwave your baby
with a Broadway mel-o-dee!”
Post 27, for your reading pleasure. 
Of course not, that’s why you roast it. And then serve it on a bed of baby spinach, with a side of baby carrots.
You could always check out post 18 as well. 
Hoisted! By my own petard! :eek:
The great thing about Satan is that he’s responsible for all manner of evil. If we let people off the hook over Satan’s involvement, then we could have no law.
For the fucking morons who worship confirmation bias, I’d like to point out that within Christian Theology, you are responsible for giving in to Satan. It doesn’t let you off the hook in any way. So qualitatively it’s not a valid excuse.
You would trust the same organization that brought us such great hits as the FDA, FEMA and the DMV to preside over breeding rights?
No doubt, if you are eating meat that is shitty enough that microwaving it is appropriate for cooking it, I hope it clogs your arteries sooner rather than later.
If you’ll excuse me, I am going to go pray for the assistance of St. Darwin.
We’ve got to get you to stop watching “Fine Cooking With Andrea Yates”.
Insanity is a foregone conclusion. I can understand being upset at the baby, the ear piercing shriek only inches from your ears can be maddening. The fortitude it requires to still be sensitive (Something I don’t always accomplish) under that stress amazes me. Yet, I haven’t ever had the idea of putting her in the microwave.
I got in trouble with a cop for standing too close to a speaker for a few minutes with my baby over the weekend at a parade. I felt like a total tool about it for the past two days.
IMO, that’s the difference between sanity and insanity.
Damn ! You seem almost delighted. A murdered baby *and * you get to bag on God !
You should probably call it a day . Or you could turn on the news. There are places they’ve got death and destruction going on wholesale :rolleyes:
I’m trying to remember who exactly ordered his generals to cut open the bellies of pregnant women and dash the babies against the rocks…
Jehovah strikes me as the type that’d tell someone to kill their own child. He does have a history of such behavior.
Satan needs new PR company
I know! These things usually only happen on Twofer Tuesday! Who knew?
For dessert, I’d like for everyone on earth to get terminal cancer.
Thanks for the lovely thought, but I’m on a diet.