Satan sez: microwave your baby!

[Malacandra]

@Kalhoun

Of* course * I would. After all, he is supposed to be almighty.

Well, the baby did get out alive.

[Ponder_Stibbons]

@Cervaise

@EddyTeddyFreddy

No wonder it came out so dry.

Well of course it did. Didn’t you know that l’enfant sous vide requires you to evacuate the air from the bag during preparation?

You know, I’m starting to suspect that ETF knows nothing about cooking babies. :dubious:

[Auntbeast]

Whoever baked 'em for 12 hours is a slacker.

I baked mine for 9 months. Boy was she tender. I could just eat her up!

[Malacandra]

@Auntbeast

Whoever baked 'em for 12 hours is a slacker.

I baked mine for 9 months. Boy was she tender. I could just eat her up!

Word. The feet look particularly delectable when they’re just out of the oven, IMO.

[Der_Trihs]

@Autolycus

One last comment for the road. As a Christian, and one who believes in Satan, I thought the following. Stories like this bring negative and large attention to Satan and would detract from his goal to bring souls to Hell. **Satan works best when nobody believes he exists. **

I’ve heard the same said about vampires. Maybe it was a vampire that made him do it, and the horns were just glued on.

[EddyTeddyFreddy]

@Ponder Stibbons

You know, I’m starting to suspect that ETF knows nothing about cooking babies. :dubious:

Well, hell, I thought the extensive experience with kittens would apply, heck, I calculated an allowance for the differential poundage, even; but it looks like the fur makes more of a difference than I’d expected.

[jayjay]

Every time I see this thread in the list, I think it says “Santa Says: Microwave Your Baby”. And I have to stop a second and refocus…