If you like things that went viral on the web for no particular reason, this restaurant review received a lot of attention recently. It’s about the new Olive Garden restaurant in Grand Forks, North Dakota, and people seemed amused that the 85-year-old reviewer took the restaurant seriously. Her review said, “All in all, it is the largest and most beautiful restaurant now operating in Grand Forks.”
Dude, that’s a rip-off.
They pack it with a mixture of 6 lbs. of shredded $100 bills and 6 lbs of fuck you, I’m richer than you’ll ever be, ya fucking lowlife.
Why does that thing look bigger than a refrigerator but the shipping weight is only 5 pounds?
My guess is that it’s inflatable.
It probably comes with some sort of blackhole or something with negative mass that makes it weigh less than it looks. That is also probably why it’s so damn expensive, you don’t just go around buying blackholes all the time do you*?
*Probably best if you don’t actually answer that question.
You’ll never guess what item was in the personalized Amazon add when I visited the Straight Dope today.
Interestingly enough since clicking the link I am now getting amazon emails offering me up to 35% off luxury watches! Maybe now I can afford it!
You better jump on those deals! How else are you going to save enough money to retire on?
I’ve seen this in the past where it offered a $25 gift certificate if you order 2.
No your machine is the inverter. It undoes what ever that first machine does.