Save Us! The Chondrichthyes Are Attacking!

Too freaky, I’m hoping this isn’t a pattern!

Unexpected violent predation from the depths from fishy horors like this can only mean one thing. His campign for presidency has begun!

Clearly, they’ve gotten cocky after taking out Steve Irwin.

I, for one, welcome our . . . never mind.

Dang. Scooped by the Sailboat.

I guess we need to thrust a poisoned barb into this one’s chest as well…MODS!!!

Since ye has been scooped, I’ll close 'er down.

But I’ll do it gently, and with kind words, so you won’t feel the sting.