…And boy is he a short-ass! I was walking through the busy town when he walked right past me (looking pissed off) half a second later I said to the people I was with "That looked exactly like that guy from Snatch and Lock Stock [And Two Smoking Barrels]. To which he replied “He is on the Island so it probably was him” So I am convinced it was.
I am slightly annoyed with myself for being that split-second too late to react. I would have got his autograph. I am not the starstruck type, but an autograph from ‘Turkish’ would have been worth having yes?
Whoops. I meant to incorporate this link somewhere in the OP but forgot.
And I also forgot to mention my sighting at work. Damnit!
I was in a comic book store when Nicholas Cage walked in with a couple of Hawaiian-shirted goons. (the store was in Hawaii where he was filming that WWII movie Windtalkers)
Apparently, he likes Ghost Rider comics.
Should have asked this first:
Do you mind if I blatantly hyjack your thread, Lobsang?
Chicken Kisses
Not at all.
P.S. What’s a chicken kiss?
P.P.S If only I’d encountered Mena Suvari when she was here. If it were her I saw today I wouldn’t have carried on walking. I’d have put all of my shy self-loathing cautious girl-fear so far back on the stove that it would be in next-door’s kitchen and I would have u-turned, chased, and demanded an autograph and kiss.
But alas, a girl like that would not be caught dead amongst us mere mortals. A girl like that prefers to ignore us through heavily tinted limousine windows.
Waaaaiiit a minute…If Jason Stratham is here… That means his GF Kelly Brook might be here…
wait, so if you don’t have a chance with wafer-thin Mena Suvari, you’ve got a chance with the voluptuous and far more beautiful Kelly Brook? A chace that doesn’t involve Jason Statham beating the crap out of you?
I offer you chicken kisses, which are affectionate, but fast and not very soft. Hopefully they will speed healing to the bruises left by Mr. Statham 
Was he covered in chocolate sauce?
In the last two weeks i’ve walked past Rowan Atkinson, James Dean Bradfield of the Manic Street Preachers and Mackenzie Crook, the last two within two minutes of each other.
I suppose the West End of London’s slightly more celeb heavy than the Isle of Man though.
I don’t care if he’s short or not, that guy’s hot as liquid fuck (at least in my book).
Exactly what I was going to post. And now you’ve got me thinking about him covered in chocolate sauce. That ain’t fair.
You took the words right out of my mouth.
What is not to love?
What he said. The scene in The Transporter where he’s shirtless and slathered in oil.
Oh. My.
Gilbert Gottfried Last Monday 39th St. & 9th Ave.
Me: AFLAC (In an awful duck impersonation)
GG: (Squinting) That’s not funny (in typical Gilbert voice)
I’m with the gay dudes. I would fuck Jason Statham in half.
For the record, I’m not gay (insert obvious Seinfeld reference here). Both my wife and I are attracted to both men and women. It makes for some interesting conversations.
Meh, you’re a man who’s sexually attracted to men-- just not exclusively so.
I apologize. I saw that you were a man and making a very sexual reference about a man. I made an incorrect assumption. I certainly didn’t mean to insult you by referring to you as a ‘gay dude’. I merely thought you had excellent taste in men.
No offense taken at all. Gay, straight, bi, poly, a, uni, whatever. It’s all good in my book.
Re-posted from my LJ:
And before I read this, I was going to ask if Lobsang licked him. I would want to at least try.