Say it ain't so

Tell me Steven I-can’t-act- Seagal isn’t attempting to add ‘singing’ to his list of ‘things I shouldn’t do in public’ :eek:

Look at the credits to his movies. He wrote and performed several of the songs on several of the movies.

He plans to give “a shocking performance”?
Shocking how? I mean, it’s shocking enough that the man’s got a movie career. How much further can he possibly go? Is he going to hold a seance on stage and channel someone with some actual talent, like, oh, Ed Wood or something? Maybe have the recto-cranial inversion surgery he so desperately needs, right there on the stage?

The only one actor/singer I can think of off the top of my head who’s made a REAL success out of both careers is Madonna, but something tells me that Segal just doesn’t have the…assets…she’s got, you know?