She’s a G2 P0 at 34.6 who PROM’ed at 27 plus. Q4T’s, D’s, and S’s, regular, and NPO right now pending WBC’s since 20:00. Been on CBR w BRP for BM only and EFMx2 1 hour q 6 with mild variables. Mag at 2 for 25, PLA at 25, change time 21:00. Celestone on board x 2. Consents on admission. Neo done. She spiked to 99.0 at 6 and FHT’s are tachy. No tenderness. Occasional, mild CTXS- nothing new. CBC’s drawn and pending. Just a heads up for a possible C/S soon depending in her WBC’s.
ob/gyn?
Bingo Did a rolling restart on 30 of those bad boys. All the rest is proprietary stuff.
My job is rather unique, and I’m guessing a lot of people will be able to get parts of it, and other people will get other parts. If you can guess my job, yay on you! Most people don’t even know it exists.
The ESU from OR 9 won’t coag from the handpiece but will from the pedal, you got 2 LTV 1000’s that need 10k PMs and 1 LTV1200 that needs a 30k, the M5 server isn’t pinging the PRISM EMR, the PCA fails occlusion at only 10 PSI, flash the new firmware for the Zoll, tele 15 isn’t reading RA lead, this MMS has no BP, and HEMS isn’t working with Citrix so do all your docs by hand.
The coagulate function on the electrosurgical unit (cautery) in operating room 9 won’t work from the handpiece but will from the foot switch, three LTV brand ventilators (two model 1000’s, one model 1200) need preventative maintenance (10,000 hour and 30,000 hour, respectively,) the server for the patient monitors on the M5 wing isn’t communicating with the electronic medical record server, the patient controlled anesthesia machine is failing one of it’s tests by reading an occlusion at only 10 PSI, this defibrillator needs an update to it’s OS, a telemetry heart monitor is failing to pick up one of the standard EKG signals, the blood pressure isn’t working on a patient monitor module, and out inventory management software is having problems with out remote access software, so write down everything you do by hand until it gets resolved so you don’t forget to put it in the system.
My wife works in the same field (fundraising analysis) as me, and she and I had this great exchange recently:
“I had a lot of deads today. Killed off a lot of people.”
“That’ll help your denominator.”
Actually, none of that was jargon :eek: She had found a lot of people in her database who were listed as living were in fact deceased. When you’re measuring fundraising effectiveness, you divide your donor numbers by your living constituent base; thus declaring constituents dead shrinks the denominator of that equation, and your donor rate increases.
I was trying to buy NAS and sell New York, but I couldn’t get a locate for the short. Now I’m stuck long way too much size from the inside. Anybody want a free 5 cents on 20k? There’s no size out there, and now this is too thin for me to get out of everything. I’ll try to hedge the rest with some SPYs and hope we don’t gap down.
I had a cow orker who always asked this question in interviews, what does this do? (He’d write this on the whiteboard – or something very close to this, I don’t recall it perfectly)
tar xzf - /var/www/log/*gz | cut -f 4 | grep -v /static | sort | uniq -c | sort -rn | head -25
In retrospect I think there were another couple of things in the chain (perhaps some date +%F subshelling), but I thought it was generally a not great question. People either were pretty lost at the start (fail) or just didn’t know some of the less common options. I mean, normally you’d have access to ‘man’, right?
It’s supposed to decompress the recent logs from the webserver, extract out the URL paths that were requested, remove the requests for ‘static’ content, then by sorting and countinq uniques, then re-sorting and prefixing by the occurrence counts, display the “top 25 most requested webpages”).
Sign the COCs and custody seals and get the trip blanks for the VOC cooler. Crap! One of the VOAs for 409WL03 is broken! They can get by with just two VOAs for BTEX and 8260s, right? Didn’t they give us any extra ambers? Jerks, they always do that.
Deep Mirror should be the name of some SF-thriller type movie.
See, I have a similar type doodad in my history (I look up the specifics about once every 6 months…it’s MUCH easier to:
history | grep awk
!463
When what you want is:
cat LogExtract | awk ‘{print $14}’ | sort -rn | uniq -c | sort -rn | grep -v 10.35
Showing all of the IP addresses in the log that aren’t in the 10.35.0.0 subnet, sorted by frequency.
And to think, the fundamentals of this kind of analysis haven’t changed much since the early 1970’s.
I believe you might be my cow-orker, Misnomer. Are you, by any chance, with SLRSC (whether ER or WR)?
Dude, I write reports like that! (Mudlogger).
Unclviny
Branch Name and Device, New. Rangeholm, Shire Of: Or, six bison sable in base a laurel wreath and on a chief vert a deer and an antelope salient addorsed Or.
Not my job, but a hobby: SCA heraldry. This is a proposed name and device (coat of arms) for a new SCA group, the Shire (a small group, at least 10 registered members) of Rangeholm. The proposed coat of arms, which needs to be checked for legality and conflict with other coats of arms, is a shield with a yellow background, with six green bison scattered across the bottom. Across the top of the shield is a green rectangle with a gold deer and antelope standing on their hind legs, back to back.
Yes, it’s a joke. “Rangeholm” = Home on the Range, where the buffalo roam and the deer and the antelope play. 
“Inter-polygonal Penetration.”
Some parts of the geometry of your CG polygonal model of you squirrel character is intersecting other parts where they physically shouldn’t
“Brute-force stochastic sampling.”
Sampling ray-traced pixels of a CG scene in a randomized, grainy, buckshot way, over time. The longer you sample, the smoother the image. Very accurate, but very slow method of sampling global illumination, compared to more efficient methods.
“Use Area Lights, Lessen the SSS, increase the DoF, and render out the Alpha, AO, and Spec on different passes.”
Make the light and shadows more realistic, lessen the sub-surface scattering effect on the skin shader, so it doesn’t look like his head is made of wax, make the depth of field more shallow; blurring foreground and background elements more and when you render this frame sequence, make sure the alpha matte, ambient occlusion and specularity are spit out as separate frame sequences, so we can control the amount of each in compositing.
xmit GL re-entry P&C/CI to SRS/LC. EXL n/a
re-enter a general liability claim that was entered into the wrong commercial claim intake system. do not send to India
iv pax2 inj when cv r/e iv@x
2nd passenger in insured vehicle was injured when other vehicle rearended the insured vehicle at an intersection
send IA for supp est + settle TL pymt asap
send independent adjuster to estimate a repair supplement and settle total loss payment as soon as possible
DX CTS, EE decl TX, now SX reqd
diagnosis carpal tunnel syndrome. employee declined treatment, now surgery is required
Should that be ‘six bison vert’ or
six black bison??
Yeah, you’re right, it should be six black bison. 
I saw it but was feeling too lazy to correct it, because hey, jargon!
(In my defense, I’m still learning.)
Software development:
I’m unable to get you an accurate LOE on my development action item because the SRS has several identified uncertainties and no use cases have been defined for it.
I don’t know how long it’s going to take me to build it because I don’t know what it’s supposed to do.