Say something incomprehensible in the jargon of your industry!

I understood every word of that. Whee.

If the rxn exo’s let it reflux and watch the conductivity for endpoint. Phase sep the rxn mass and cut at the interface with the stopcock and leave the aqu. If you get ppt then run through a Buchner and collect the mother liquor. Strip the mother liquor to dryness and grind.

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:eek: You’re root and just got downsized?

Me earlier today…

ps -ef | grep httpd
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Plug the ES335 into the 4-12
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Well that’s not gonna make much noise :slight_smile: For guitars, mic wise, I never used anything fancier than a '57.

:eek: You’re root and just got downsized?
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Yes, I am root and no, I didn’t get downsized, knock on wood.

And if you know what “grep -R foo .” means without looking it up, we’re hiring.

How is this for incomprehensible industry jargon ? Below are actual daily drilling reports that we receive.

TLA’s ( Three Letter Acronyms ) are for wimps… :smiley:

WELL #1

Objective: Pull CT Completion and replace with joint tubing ESP completion.

Operations Summary: Finished running ESP completion on 2-7/8" tubing. Terminated ESP, SCSSV and CI. Spaced out and landed tubing hanger. Made up hanger to wellhead. Tested seals. Tested annulus to 1,000 psi. Sheared pump out plug. Rigged down BOP and riser.

Current Operations @ 0500 hrs: Making up tubing bonnet.

Operation Forecast: Continue making up tubing bonnet. Skid to next wellhead.
WELL # 2

Objective: Recover current completion. Sidetrack wellbore. Drill 8-1/2" hole; set 7". Drill 6" in zone. Re-complete as 3-1/2" monobore producer.

Operations Summary: Continued welding 4" tie down bars at triple board. Slipped and cut. Repaired brakes on DW. Tripped in the hole with scraper. Worked scraper and circulated and began pulling out of the hole.

Current Operations @ 0500 hrs: Rigging up wireline.

Operation Forecast: Fish and POOH. Run EZSV on wireline. Set whipstock and Mill window.

“He’s an MIMC who took FISM a few years back. Good cu worker, poker bikes all the way, excellent seconds and controls, not quite Forte but up there, loads can flash at times but the lays don’t care.”

The world of magic and magicians.

He’s a good magician who has been awarded the highest level of membership to the Magic Circle. He won an international competition some years ago. Specialises in close-up magic, prefers to use ‘Bicycle’ brand poker-size playing cards. Very good at some specific sleight of hand moves, although not quite as good as, say, Steve Forte. Sometimes you can spot the moment when he secretly adds something so he can magically produce it later, but the audiences he performs for nonetheless enjoy the act.

The spreadsheet we already sent you specifies this information - the “DC” column contains the location number, which is identical to the location numbers listed on our GLN List. (Our most current GLN List can always be found on our 1SYNC Landing Page, at the link provided in my signature below.)

For example, you can see that case UPC 000-41130-48481 is listed five times, once for each DC it’s set up in - 15, 17, 18, 19 and 61.

As for Save-A-Lot, I believe you’ll need to synchronize with them separately.

[spoiler]
We are a manufacturer going through Data Synchronization (a process where we upload information regarding our items to a retailer, and then we coordinate to make sure our data matches.

Synchronized means that we agree on the data.

A GLN is a numeric code that identifies a manufacturer or retailer or other entity, or their divisions and subentities. I have to publish our item information for each different DC (distribution center code) of theirs. The DC codes match to a table of GLNs of theirs, which I didn’t know until I received this information.

Save-A-Lot is now owned by SuperValu but they are still separate according to this.[/spoiler]

Let me take a stab at it:
If you put 12 of these on the same page, they will be too close together, since the ink will bleed and make them illegible, plus there won’t be enough of an edge on the page for handling.

“One o’t crossbeams ‘as gone out o’ skew on’t treadle”
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The color of illuminated information and on illuminated areas shall be as specified herein. These lighting colors and limits are shown on the chromaticity diagram determined by the following formula:
(u’ - u’1)2 + (v’ - v’1)2 ≤ ®2
Where:
u’ and v’ = 1976 UCS chromaticity coordinates of the test article.
u’1 and v’1 = 1976 UCS chromaticity coordinates of the center point of the specified color area
r = radius of the allowable circular area on the 1976 UCS chromaticity diagram for the specified color

Good evening, counselor.

By bypassing the A in ADDIE, you’ve FUBARed the SAT process. Your DIF numbers are all off, which means that your cold-license ILO for the AP-1000 isn’t going to get signed off by INPO. And don’t forget that WANO and the NRC are going to be looking at Ops and M&T NT for NND as well. Benchmark that with HP and I&C at your ustaplant.

So I had this hard poke in the ER last night and now he’s in the ICU. There’s all kinds of shit going on, his LFTs all needed dilutions, his HGb is 67 and now his trop is 57, so he’s got an MI too. I reran the QC on the Architect just to make sure, but it looks like this motherfucker is fucked. Oh, they wanted cryo earlier, but we don’t have any, so I thawed some plasma and called CBS for some cryo and factor VIIa and also some more A pos. Apparently the LIS is fucked too, so you might have to go to the downtime precudures…I swear to god Meditech should be paying US for beta testing. Oh, to top it all off, the fucking peds res wants C1 esterase inhibitor, but I told her that’s a SAP product and she needs to call Health Canada 'cause I’m not filling out her paperwork. I hate residents.

I didn’t expect… you to post that.

The ICER is below the NICE threshold.

No longer part of this industy, however…
Check if it’s a CI in which case you can use DEL PER POL easy. AIs do not require authorization when done in the course of business but can be disputed. For derog accounts, if claim is “not his”, use 001, process as usual and disclose 21-30 policy per FCRA. Don’t forget to populate FCRA RI screen - that could be a zero criteria failure.
Dispute Indicating Protocol within Credit Reporting Agency

“We’re match with Sergio and he looks at us and goes, ‘Good-good?’ And my man goes, ‘Uh, there’s still a little cum left on that dress, Senor.’ And he goes all postal on us, but we’re like, ‘Sure, just brush that in.’ And he puts this Vulcan thing on his wand and three-wiggles it! Then we make a camel ride on the next and stack it up on the one after that. So we torch him 4 and 3. Take a suck a that!”

“In a match-play tournament, our opponent, Sergio Garcia, asks us if we’ll concede him a putt. We decline, saying, ‘No, that’s still a fairly lengthy putt.’ And this makes our opponent angry, but we continue to insist he putt it in. And he grips his putter oddly and manages to miss the putt, which gives him three putts for the hole. On the next hole, we sink a very long putt to win the hole. And on the hole after that, we hit an iron shot very close to the flagstick, winning that hole as well. So we defeated him by being four holes ahead with only three holes to play. And this is very satisfying to us!”

From Rick Reilly’s “Who’s Your Caddy?”

Money quote!

Is it really such a good idea to denaturalize the space of the Same with MDS, or should we reterritorialize heterotopia by enabling clip to shape in the data frame by adding a float field and kriging the surface with a z factor of 2?

Geographers. The better ones tend to be more or less comfortable in using jargon from two very different worlds: GIS software geek-world, and critical theory social scientist-world.